Ooh! A #fediverse enabled "#newsletter platform"!
I had a newsletter, once upon a time.
But not no more.
I felt uncomfortable possessing a list of #email addresses, and guilty for spamming the list once a month (I don't believe I missed a month, while I maintained the list).
Then, one day, the light dawned.
I realised that I could just as easily post my "news" to my own #Website, and let those who want to read it, read it there.
And I thought to myself: "Why hasn't anyone else ever (EVAR!1!) had such a radical, liberating, privacy-maintaining idea before me???"
(Hey, reply-guys: I know the answer; it's OK, you don't need to inform me that the #datamining was the whole point.)