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Chronic Illness Humor Funny @ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Me: Well, that isn't helping your case.

#doctorhumor #medicalhumor #chronicillnesshumor

USLUCK @usluck@channels.im

https://www.usluck.com/503630/or-secretary-of-commerce/ Or Secretary of “Commerce” #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor

Or Secretary of “Commerce”

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

And so the publishing world began.

davinci's last supper with the following labels:
one of you will betray me
four will get book deals

#fakefact #MaundyThursday #easter

ℒӱḏɩę @Lydie@tech.lgbt

CAPTCHA, bitch!

The image shows a person playing the classic first-person shooter video game **Doom** on the screen of what appears to be an **ATM (Automated Teller Machine)**.

Here's a breakdown of the elements:

* **Screen:** The ATM screen displays the gameplay of Doom. We can see the player's perspective, a weapon in the center, and the game's interface showing health (50%), armor (100%), and ammunition (0%). The environment is a typical Doom level with textured walls and floors.
* **ATM Interface:** The surrounding elements are clearly part of an ATM. We can see the buttons on either side of the screen, typically used for navigating menus and making selections. Below the screen is the keypad with numbers and function keys like "CLEAR" and "ENTER". A hand is visible, seemingly interacting with the keypad.
* **Context:** The unusual sight of Doom being played on an ATM is the most striking aspect of the image. This image is directly poking fun at impossible CAPTCHAs.

#memes #meme #humor

Cui Bono? @ManyRoads@mstdn.social

Just a reminder... for this 'holy week' and especially the #agnostics & #athiests

#meme #humor #amazon #religion #easter #News

https://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Coming-Boy-He-Pissed/dp/B07MVSXXFX

Noel J. Penaflor @NoelJPenaflor@sunny.garden

WHO'S WATCHING OLIVER #Review

A sick twist of a movie. Definitely not for everyone. Worst onscreen mother this side of Hereditary.

Full Review #Link Below- This Who's Watching Oliver (2017) Review Contains Gentle Loving Hornets.

http://hub.me/amLS5

#horror #horrorFam #writing #writer #writingCommunity #writers #Movies #movie #cinema #cinemastodon #Film #films #filmmastodon #horrorCommunity #horrorMovie #horrorMovies #horrorFilm #horrorFilms #horrormastodon #reviews #filmreviews #moviereviews
#article #read #reading #funny #humor #whoswatchingoliver

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Zhi Zhu @ZhiZhu@newsie.social

Protest March of the Penguins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlik9QF08qM

"Trump slapped 10 per cent tariffs on an Australian territory with no human inhabitants: the Heard and McDonald Islands, home to #penguins and seals. In response, nonprofit Penguins International will livestream the #Antarctic penguins’ annual #migration from the ocean to their breeding grounds, calling the event the ‘Protest March of the Penguins.”"
- @froomkin
https://www.headsupnews.org/p/the-250-year-old-fight-against-monarchy

YouTubePROTEST MARCH OF THE PENGUINSBy Penguins International

#Resist #Penguin #Resistance

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Katy Perry (labeled "Executive who can't give up micromanagement control") kneeling down to kiss the Earth (labeled "Scaled Agile Framework")

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework

RonSupportsYou @RonSupportsYou@mastodon.social

Seth Meyers: "Donald Trump had a million dollar a plate fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago.
But they just broke even, due to the price of groceries." #inflation #humor

KealaKay @Alleman@mastodon.world

Weightlifting champ and his apprentice
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Bernese mountain puppy holds in his mouth a big plush dinosaur toy. A small dachshund stand under the toy.

jbz @jbz@indieweb.social

Infosec.exchange: "CVE IS FUCKED, NUCLEAR PLANTS WILL MELTDOWN "

That one dude maintaining curl:

Comic image showing creepy dude looking inside a house through a window, while wearing a black shirt with the word "SICKOS" and laughing saying "YES.... HA HA HA... YES!"

#cve #humor #opensource

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Omg the flash of panic for both parties involved!! #DogGroomers #DogGrooming #Dog #Dogs.

#Meme #Memes #Humour

Hank G @hankg@friendica.myportal.social

There are runners who have no appetite when they get done hard runs or long runs. I am not one of those people. It totally engages the "cookie monster" eating mode in me. #fitness #running #humor

Image of Danny DeVito scarfing down Doritos from the bag in the woods like an animal caught on a nature video captioned" An actual photo of me after a long run".

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Have you ever been this happy? [sound on]

#donkey #rubberchicken #chickentoy

Noel J. Penaflor @NoelJPenaflor@sunny.garden

THE RANGER #Review

Perfectly passable Forest horror that makes its low budget work for it. If Larry Fessenden isn't in an indie horror movie, did it ever get made?

Full Review #Link Below- This The Ranger review gives you a Giant Hat

http://hub.me/amL5b

#horror #horrorFam #writing #writer #writingCommunity #writers #Movies #movie #cinema #cinemastodon #Film #films #filmmastodon #horrorCommunity #horrorMovie #horrorMovies #horrorFilm #horrorFilms #horrormastodon #reviews #filmreviews #moviereviews
#article #read #reading #funny #humor

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