Esther was proud of only one thing in her life.
And that was having it.
Her employer-mandated health insurance required genetic testing, which revealed the BRCA1 gene mutation. Whereupon the insurance company refused to cover her, and her employer then terminated her as an uninsurable risk.
Which sucked to say the least. Especially as that meant that she was now on The List, and there was not an employer in the country that would take her on.
All her security clearances and degrees were now worthless.
But, having degrees in history, forensic data analysis, and classical literature was what saved her. She made sure to thank her past self every day.
Having been dismissed, she took stock of her savings and possessions, and determined they would last three months at most. So she made the most of those three months, and spotted a possible loophole.
Not in the employment laws that had locked her out, but a loophole in her life.
So one evening, two and a half months after being fired, she walked into one of the national parks and never came out again. Instead, she located a ring of mushrooms. The right sort of mushrooms. She most definitely did not sample them - she wanted to live, after all. But what she did do was lay down - and pretended to go to sleep.
When she heard the tinkling sounds that had no place in a forest, she sprung up, and saw the many creatures around her. One of them was holding a cup. In an instant, she'd grabbed it, and taken a single, tiny sip.
For she knew the rules, and anyone who had eaten or drank of any of the food of the elves would never leave the lands of the elves. And the elves would never allow an inhabitant to fall ill.
So now she lived Underhill, and advised the Court on how best to deal with the modern world. They brought her books to study, and she gave advice. Sometimes they even followed it. Which was better than her old job - the NSA was notorious for not following advice.