The #GoldCard project is being led from the #DOGE side by #MarkoElez & #EdwardCoristine [aka #BigBalls], who have been working on it since at least last month. Elez & Coristine have met w/ofcls at various agencies that oversee facets of the #visa & #immigrant vetting process to understand which existing processes can be incorporated into their new system.
[Because they’ve been doing such a great job with everything so far 
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DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/doge-staffer-big-balls-provided-tech-support-cybercrime-ring-records-show-2025-03-26/
"The best-known member of Elon Musk's US #DOGE Service team of technologists once provided support to a #cybercrime gang that bragged about trafficking in stolen #data and cyberstalking an #FBI agent...
#EdwardCoristine is among the... DOGE effort that has been given sweeping access to official #networks"
#EdwardCoristine is among the most visible members of the #DOGE effort that has been given sweeping access to official networks as it attempts to radically downsize the U.S. government.
Past reporting had focused on his youth - he is 19 - and his chosen nickname of "#BigBalls," which became a pop culture punchline. #Musk has championed the teen on his social media site X, telling his followers last month that "Big Balls is awesome."
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Table of #DOGE members.
(11 - 15) (of 68)
From #Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Government_Efficiency#DOGE_members
11) #NateCavanaugh, #GSA
12) #GeorgeCooper, Recruiter
13) #SamCorcos, #IRS
14) #EdwardCoristine, Expert (coding), #DT, #OPM, #DOS, #DHS, #FEMA, #USAID
15) #SteveDavis, Musk second-in-command, #EOP, OPM, GSA
Add to these two stories a big scoop on another DOGE staffer with Russia ties
Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US
#Musk #DOGE #Russia #KGB #EdwardCoristine #Coristine
https://www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-doge-staffer-is-grandson
More info on #EdwardCoristine (a worker bee for #ElonMusk and #DOGE).
https://www.muskwatch.com/p/musk-associates-given-unfettered, https://x.com/lbarronlopez/status/1886491276729544809, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-02-07/musk-s-doge-teen-was-fired-by-cybersecurity-firm-for-leaking-company-secrets, https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/02/10/musk-doge-state-department-surrogate, https://github.com/diamondcdn, https://web.archive.org/web/20250211161835/https:/packetware.net/about, https://www.wired.com/story/edward-coristine-tesla-sexy-path-networks-doge, https://huntnewsnu.com/83444/campus/northeastern-student-identified-as-engineer-for-elon-musks-department-of-government-efficiency
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WORKER BEES (Part 1 of 2):
#AkashBobba
#EdwardCoristine
#MarkoElez
#LukeFarritor
#GautierColeKillian
apparently a crypto bro just shot himself in the head on a live stream to pump a #memecoin after losing his last $500 gambling on crypto.
he died... but at least the memecoin price pumped.
when i wrote "cryptocurrency is a hideous monstrosity made out of computers and greed" i was not being hyperbolic.
fun fact: apparently he was linked to the same cybercrime group as #DOGEbro #EdwardCoristine ("#TheCom")
#DOGE Teen Ran Image-Sharing Site Linked to URLs Referencing Pedophilia & the KKK
The site launched by #EdwardCoristine in 2021 promised to protect the privacy of its users, stating, “All your images are encrypted. We do not log IP addresses, device agents or anything else.”
https://www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-ran-image-sharing-site
"URLs ... referenced the sale of child sexual abuse material, racial slurs, & rape. Among the links were “child-porn. store” and “kkk-is-cool. club,”"
#TrumpCoup #TreasuryTakeover #Musk
UPDATE
*#BusinessInsider has procured a list of the (so far) 30 people working for #CoPresident #Musk's #DOGE*
(5/n)
...DOGE team on the list reviewed by BI.
Some are veteran software engineers. #Schutt was most recently the chief technology officer at #Kerplunk, an #AI interviewing software startup, and has a Ph.D. from #VirginiaTech."
"Others on the list are relatively junior. #EdwardCoristine is 19, and #Farritor, 23, a former #SpaceX intern,...
#EdwardCoristine #BigBalls #DOGE
The 19 year old Doge bro that has been given a senior position at the State Department is even more gross than we thought. 
DOGEbro Update: Coristine's image-sharing site linked to URLs referencing pedophilia, rape, KKK
"I recently wrote about how 19-year-old Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, a member of Elon Musk’s secretive DOGEbro coup gang who has unprecedented, and possibly illegal, access to sensitive government information acros..."
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/11/2302978/-Muskovite-Update-Coristine-Ran-Image-Sharing-Site-Linked-to-URLs-Referencing-Pedophilia-and-the-KKK
From Caleb Ecarma on bsky:
“Scoop: DOGE's Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine launched a privacy-focused image-sharing site in 2021 that allowed users to create custom URLs. The URLs that redirected to Coristine's site referenced the sale of child sexual abuse material, racial slurs, and rape”
https://www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-ran-image-sharing-site
19-year-old Musk surrogate has State Department email address
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/02/10/musk-doge-state-department-surrogate/
"A 19-yr-old acolyte of #ElonMusk known online as #BigBalls is listed as having taken on a new role at the #State Dept...
#EdwardCoristine... posted as a senior adviser...
“This is dangerous,” said one of the #US officials, noting Coristine’s youth and... that he was fired for leaking a #data security firm’s information to a competitor."
#EdwardCoristine, who briefly worked for #ElonMusk’s brain-chip start-up Neuralink, is posted as a senior adviser to the #State Dept’s Bureau of #Diplomatic #Technology, a critical hub for data — both sensitive & nonsensitive…. Coristine, who also holds positions at the US #DOGE Service & the #OPM, has attracted significant attention across Washington for his *edgy* [revolting] online persona &… lack of experience….
BOMBSHELL update on Musk’s DOGE commission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yackYKIoTBA #Trump #ElonMusk #DOGE #coup #criminal #politics #EdwardCoristine
2/ oh, and Edward Coristine is also connected to #TheCom as per @briankrebs
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen-on-musks-doge-team-graduated-from-the-com/
1/ i'm not sure people have really sufficiently contemplated the fact that someone who hangs out in #KiwiFarms chat rooms is helping the #DOGE team and therefore might have access to the entire American population's social security numbers, addresses, and (sometimes) confidential health information.
Kiwi Farms getting its hands on that database is literally the Doomsday Machine for online discourse.
![Kiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums (/ˈkwɪki/ KWIH-kee), is a web forum that facilitates the harassment of online figures and communities. Their targets are often subject to organized group trolling and stalking, as well as doxxing and real-life harassment.[3][4][5] Kiwi Farms has been tied to the deaths of three people who were victims of harassment and died by suicide](https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/965/938/227/547/201/original/38a9b255b700ce96.png "Kiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums (/ˈkwɪki/ KWIH-kee), is a web forum that facilitates the harassment of online figures and communities. Their targets are often subject to organized group trolling and stalking, as well as doxxing and real-life harassment.[3][4][5] Kiwi Farms has been tied to the deaths of three people who were victims of harassment and died by suicide")
[Bloomberg]: Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets
Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information. By Jason Leopold, Margi Murphy, Sophie Alexander, Jake Bleiberg, and Anthony Cormier, February 7, 2025
"This was in 2022"
When Coristine would have been...
16 years old?
Can anyone say "Nazi Nepo Baby"?
Sure you can
Bloomberg reports 19 year old Edward Coristine who is on Musk's DOGE squad was fired by a cybersecurity firm for leaking company secrets - his brief contract terminated after an internal investigation. This was in 2022. Not surprising but absolutely outrageous.
