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If milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it's not really expired?
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
The USS Albacore got a makeover today! We've painted her a happy shade of yellow for the spring season! What do you think?
I considered sharing an #AprilFools joke today announcing “breaking news” that Pierre Poilievre has completed the normal security check and finally received his security clearance. But no one would have fallen for it, and the fact that he refuses to do it isn’t the slightest bit funny. #April1st
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“I will hold on tighter 'til the afterglow…
”. AH COOL!! 
. What an ‘amazing April afterglow’ before sunrise along The Old Head of Kinsale lighthouse & Courtmacsherry Bay in West Cork, Ireland!! 
#Sunrise #sun #dawn #April #April1st #aprilfoolsday #aprilfools #aprilfool #Spring #music #lighthouse #photography #photo #photographer #art #nature #colour #colours #sea #ocean #mastodon #mastodaoine #mastoart #landscape #landscapephotography #weather #Kinsale #WestCork #Cork #Ireland
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED & GEORGE WEASLEY !!
It’s April’s 1st and that means one thing in our house: It’s the Weasley Twin’s birthday!
As is our tradition in my home a cake will be baked and decorated and will be eaten later in celebration.
Happy Birthday, boys…. We still miss you Freddy. Every day.
HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY
Security tips of the day:
logs only need to be stored 3 days, that's enough to cover a weekend
if you don't store backups, you also don't need to restore them
having less internal defenses decreases how long an attack takes, so you're back online faster
domain-join everything (especially firewalls and backups) to decrease dwell time of attackers
antivirus logs should never be monitored to reduce workload of analysts
never publish vulnerabilities: if no one knows about them, no one can exploit them ever.
For more security tips, follow my Tesla account.
The Dunedin hospital rebuild has been sitting idle for the last year while National figure out a way to turn it into a PPP and burden future generations with expensive debt.
However a small worm which has invaded the inpatient building site may bring plans to a screeching halt. The ngāokeoke, or New Zealand velvet worm is now widespread throughout the site and there's talk of DOC turning the area into a sanctuary.
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/worms-invade-inpatient-building-site-threaten-upend-project
Otago Daily Times Online News · Worms invade inpatient building site, threaten to upend projectA tiny subterranean worm has made its home underneath the site for the new Dunedin hospital, prompting concerns the hospital could be further...
USpolitics #Florida #April1st #Tomorrow #JoshWeil
"Early Voting Starts" [ ± 1min]
by therealjoshweil [Mar 22, 2025]
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zOlS3rMAf4s
#USbeware #FascistsAreHere
#TimeToResist#FightOligarchy
#Uspolitics #April1st #Florida
"This Florida Vote Could Flip the House Before Midterms"
by nowthisimpact
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yRsFIogwLTY
Quote by nti:
"Mar 29, 2025
If you live in either Florida district, support Gay Valimont or Josh Weil on April 1! The Republican majority they have in the House could majorly shrink (yes, before the midterms!) if they win their elections."
Happy #MontyPython day to all who celebrate!
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️ April 1st! Bit on the cold side right now in southern Michigan—39—but baseball is back and we have sunshine. One of the things I love most about baseball is its length and rhythm; living with and into the season as it progresses. Happiness. #PureMichigan #Baseball #Sunrise #April1st #April2024
Things I hate about April Fools' Day:
ALL OF IT!!! 
I hate pranks, I hate practical jokes, I hate humour that relies on humiliating someone who doesn't know they're part of the joke. This is why I was happy when Jeremy fucking Beadle died! #april1st #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #FuckAprilFoolsDay
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Visual Divider from this toot onwards it's April O'Neil which is the daughter of Jack O'Neill (she took the name of her mother Sarah O'Neil) which confirms that the franchises of Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles, Stargate and Romance Club are indeed canonically one and the same.
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#pennedlpossibilities #April1st
#aprilfools
We replaced all Engineers at Olimex with AI and now the computers design small Linux computers from the idea to gerbers and BOM in less than 2 minutes!
https://olimex.wordpress.com/2024/04/01/breaking-news-we-replaced-all-engineers-at-olimex-with-ai-now-the-computers-draw-beautiful-open-source-hardware-linux-computers-in-minutes/
#april1st
Just so you know
On April the 1st I will *not* be posting any pranks or satirical news so if you see a news story it is real.
Happy Pranking everyone else.
Edited to add: @mayhamMonday made a good point:
Do Not believe everything you read or see online tomorrow due to pranking.
(note: that applies to everyday, but especially tomorrow)
I can't believe this is happening...
MASTODON IS BEING SOLD TO META!!!!
Apparently Zuck bought the code for Mastodon and the ActivityPub protocol so that Facebook and Instagram posts can be federated with Mastodon!
WHY???
I can't believe this!!! It's like some kind of nightmare!
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I had a yummy chicken pot pie in Tennessee last night, but at the time it was already #April1st in Scotland, where my ‘better-half’ is visiting and the world’s BEST meat (pot) pies are made. Does that count as a #PotPieDay celebration?