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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 16h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

Dark-themed photo of a gummy bear. Meme text reads, "I hope that when I inevitably choke to death on Gummy Bears, people will just say I was 'Killed by bears,' and leave it at that."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 16h

16h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.

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Photo of a little girl in a blue dress, with her mouth open. She is facing into a hose that is spraying in her face, and does not seem happy about it.

Meme text reads, "When you wash a spoon."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 16h *

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AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.

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Side by side images of a microscopic pollen and the Death Star from Star Wars, intending to show that both are round globes with one bump.

Meme text reads, "Pollen... Death Star...Any questions?"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 16h

16h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.

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Photo of a tree with no leaves on it, and melting snow on the ground. Someone has hung several cans of Budweiser from the branches. Meme text reads, "Spring is here! The trees have buds on them!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 16h

16h

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If it's not winter, it's road construction season.

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Photo of a woman standing on a sidewalk. In front of her is a large puddle in the road, and just barely sticking out of the puddle is the back of a car-- as if the puddle is deep enough to hold most of the car, front end down.

Meme text reads, "It's time for everyone's favorite game: guess how deep that pothole really is."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

I wonder if someone was jealous that he was named "Enchanter of the Year"?

Or maybe the Killer Rabbit has put out a hit on him...

A Time Magazine mockup cover showing John Cleese as "Tim the Enchanter" from the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", declaring him "Enchanter of the Year."

#HootinTootinTuesday #MontyPython #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Why? What did Tim do?

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A park district sign for a hiking trail from "The County of Union New Jersey," with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words "Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails."

[The silent E is missing from "kill only time," so yes, it really does say "Tim."]

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

The #weather near me (outside of #Chicago ) has been very warm, then snow, then very warm, and snow again.

That's just a normal #springtime in #Illinois , so I have a lot of empathy for this poor little #owl .

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Two-panel meme.
Top panel shows a little cute owl, wide-eyed and sitting among some green plants. Meme text here reads, "IT'S SPRING!"

Bottom panel shows the same small owl with his eyes slightly closed and looking a bit upset. He and the plants around him are covered in a layer of snow, while the snow falls around him. Meme text here reads, "Nope."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

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Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest.

The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her."

The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?"

Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

#Spring might have technically begun on March 1st, but the weather in many places doesn't seem to have heard that news.

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Meme showing a corner of a brick building. "Peeking" around the corner, is a large metal spring.

Meme text reads, "Aren't you excited? Spring is just around the corner."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 19

Mar 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

The resemblance is uncanny...

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Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge.

There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12 *

Mar 12 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.

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The Muppet characters Kermit and Pepe the King Prawn are addressing the reader.

Kermit: “Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets!”

Pepe pinches Kermit (*pinch*)

Kermit turns to him. “Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!”

Pepe answers, “Because you're not wearing any green!”

Kermit says, “Pepe, I am green.”

Pepe says “...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too.”

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

@lp0_on_fire

Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...

Artwork portraying St. Gertrude of Nevilles, Patron Saint of Cats. She is holding a cat in one arm and a book and staff in the other. She has a halo and is gazing heavenward.

Meme text reads, "It happens every year 'Patrick this' and 'Patrick that'.... No one remembers me and my cats."

March 17th - St. Gertrude of Nivelles
Patron saint of cats

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry."

Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland."

Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican on Cinco de Mayo?

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Photo of a group of Star Wars cosplayers, dressed as Storm Troopers and marching in a parade. They have adorned their costume uniforms with Irish flags, clovers, green ribbon, and one is eventually wearing a green party hat.

Meme text reads, "St. Patrick's Day-- The day when EVERYBODY is Irish."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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Two-paneled meme showing Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) in the top panel. Meme text here reads, "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast.

The bottom panel has a smiling Capt. Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart). The meme text reads, "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - A French Toast.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 12

Mar 12

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Meanwhile, at the Institute for Mad Science...

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A 1993 Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson.

Two scientists are seated at a control panel, looking through a one-way glass into a large room or booth. One has his hand on a large On/Off switch.

Inside the booth is a giant robot. Right below the robot is a janitor, cleaning the floor.

Text reads, “Hey, who's that? ... Oh-- It's Mitch, the janitor. Well, our first test run has just gotten a little more interesting...”

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Well, this is a disaster waiting to happen...

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Photo of a double-doorway. The door and the full-length windows on both sides of it are painted with a mural of sorts: mostly green, with some blue for some sky on the top right. The right door has a life-size painted bicyclist coming toward the viewer. The left door has text that reads, "Keep calm and ride on."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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Photo of two bears, standing on the back legs and facing one another. Their mouths are open and they are roaring at each other angrily.

Meme text reads, "I don't know much about bears, but I think these two are married."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

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