It is SO strange that Mastodon's web app requires Javascript. There is no integral feature of Mastodon which would break without Javascript.
It is SO strange that Mastodon's web app requires Javascript. There is no integral feature of Mastodon which would break without Javascript.
@ramsey #PHP has the same issue, abeit server-side...
Both #JavaScript & PHP are nuisances and should've been put down like #ActiveX.
Silverlight, #Shockwave and #FlashPlayer long ago!
But you can spare yourself the trauma and stockholming...
@Crell @alina It's not an ignorant rant.
You may call me an "opinionated asshole" from your point of view, but I sincerely wish I was wrong.
The real cost doesn't come through to #consoomers except as #ReducedLifecycle due to #bloat.
But then again what do I expect from a coward doing the reply & block - combo, because confronting the fact that people got burned out by shit like PHP would mean admitting mistakes, and we can't have that as a fanboy.
30 Years of JavaScript: 10 Milestones That Changed the Web - The New Stack
https://thenewstack.io/30-years-of-javascript-10-milestones-that-changed-the-web/ #ProgrammingLanguage #JavaScript #WebDevelopment #ProgressiveWebApp #PWA
@kkarhan @alina me! But I hate #typescript / #javascript
Are you *really* writing “modern” #HTML if you aren’t using a metric shit ton of <div> tags?
Are you*really* writing “modern” #CSS if you don’t have a class name attribute list longer than your arm?
Are you *really* writing “modern” #JavaScript if you aren’t using React or NextJS and delivering the equivalent of 7 copies of Doom byte count wise for a static home page?
You know someone fucked up #WebDesign when logging out makes your CPU spike to 85% and the fan sound like one's running a #Shitcoin #Mining #Malware (aka. #Cryptojacker) and closing the tab results in 1 GB less RAM and 3 GB less overall cached assets.
sudo sh -c "sync; echo 3 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches"'
before, during and after the website has been opened.Nobody: "How much bullshit can we shove into our website?"
#deel: YES!
And that's just the crap that #uBlockOrigin and # caught:
deel.com
api.deel.com
app.deel.com
amazonaws.com
a569f72b706584c51b5f33f0e47ccd30-e12968bbf00b014c.elb.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com
wiki.deel.network
braze.com
sdk.iad-06.braze.com
cal.com
app.cal.com
calendly.com
assets.calendly.com
chilipiper.com
js.chilipiper.com
com.cdn.cloudflare.net
api.deel.com.cdn.cloudflare.net
api.deel.com
d20qeu5vw8i5t2.cloudfront.net
cdn.zapier.com
d3kz3mviooatoq.cloudfront.net
avatars.slack-edge.com
deel.network
wiki.deel.network
deel.tools
openreplay-new.deel.tools
google.com
apis.google.com
www.google.com
googletagmanager.com
www.googletagmanager.com
gstatic.com
fonts.gstatic.com
www.gstatic.com
k8s-openrepl-awsalbin-ed4c403a34-602701419.eu-west-1.elb.amazonaws.com
openreplay-new.deel.tools
letsdeel.com
media.letsdeel.com
s3.amazonaws.com
sammylabs.com
api.sammylabs.com
sentry.io
o265775.ingest.sentry.io
slack-edge.com
avatars.slack-edge.com
stripe.com
js.stripe.com
m.stripe.com
q.stripe.com
stripe.network
m.stripe.network
stripecdn.map.fastly.net
m.stripe.network
zapier.com
cdn.zapier.com
…deel.com
…braze.com
…cal.com
…calendly.com
…chilipiper.com
…deel.network
…deel.tools
…google.com
…googletagmanager.com
…gstatic.com
…s3.amazonaws.com
…sammylabs.com
…stripe.com
…stripe.network
…zapier.com
Seriously, I get that not everyone is able to do #accessible and #performant #forms and #Websites and that #JavaScript is trendy and hip.
i didn’t realize the similarities until they were in my photo roll. my brain is weird.
#art #1bit #blackandwhite #solodev #pixelart #ドット絵 #oc #gamedev #lowres #ditherpunk #doodle #rasterpunk #60Grid #javascript #webdev #webapp #mobiledev #digitalart #illustration #artist #sketch
TIL: you don't need canIUse.com or ChatGPT,
document.implementation.hasFeature() has you covered!
Specs: https://dom.spec.whatwg.org/#dom-domimplementation-hasfeature
what are people using for js linting/formatting? I've used Standard before but it seems like it's out of maintenance. Eslint? Biome? Other?
#javascript #nodejs
Web app "Meton" calculating lunar phases, with enhanced eclipse prediction indicators for both lunar and solar eclipses. DM me for more details.
@404media says "wild goose chase" diverters for #AI #scrapers use too many resources and don't affect the AI sewer very much. In addition, the scrapers have solved #CAPTCHA" so those just waste everyone's time.
According to the article, #Anubis is an #OpenSource program which requires browsers to complete a #JavaScript test which is already done routinely. It says this test would be overwhelmingly burdensome for scrapers if they had to do it on multiple websites.
https://www.404media.co/the-open-source-software-saving-the-internet-from-ai-bot-scrapers/
Deno 2.4: deno bundle is back | Deno
https://deno.com/blog/v2.4 #Deno #Deno24 #JavaScript #Runtime #WebDevelopment #TechNews
Two open positions in my lab to develop scientific software with python and javascript.
Software: CATMAID
Documentation:
https://catmaid.readthedocs.io/en/stable/
Source code:
https://github.com/catmaid/CATMAID/
If you have experience with #SQL (#postgresql), #python and its many libraries (particularly #django), #rust, and #javascript, write to me and let's discuss.
Examples of open issues: https://github.com/catmaid/CATMAID/issues
good morning
good night
30 Years of JavaScript: 10 Milestones That Changed the Web, by @ricmac (@TheNewStack):
https://thenewstack.io/30-years-of-javascript-10-milestones-that-changed-the-web/
#javascript #anniversaries #history #ecmascript #ajax #jquery #web2.0 #nodejs #npm #react #typescript #webassembly
the slim whitman song ‘north wind’ came up when i was trying to name this one