99 loafdragons
Eeping in the summer sun
Scales of yellow, red, or blue
Resting here, there, somewhere else
One of them, it shifts its paws
And lets out a contented purr
See them on hills, plains, and shore
As 99 loafdragons go "rerr"

Not gonna lie, I read "they had to call an ambulance for him" and assumed this was going to be a request for financial support. Like, "my kid had an ambulance called, so now we're $8k in the hole" kind of thing.

Pleasantly surprised that's not the case, but I wish I wasn't!

@rl_dane

I've found between 4 to 6 different types of them.

Are they all corporate controlled like you just said? because I read that part only briefly.

https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@Dendrobatus_Azureus/114587367407055225

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Thinking about that one transphobe highlighted on Last Week Tonight who claimed that, upon seeing one (1) "trans woman" (she wasn't, she just had short hair and was good at sports) on the baseball field, the very souls of every one of her teammates were irreparably crushed, and the massive Inferred Penis Difference between the teams led to an inescapable, overwhelming defeat.
Thinking about the contrast between that, and the accounts I read from 2012-2018 of highschool women's teams beating their male counterparts in friendly matches.

we going back to spelling it "micro$oft" or is that still a bit silly

Honestly, it's easier on a smartphone keyboard (GBoard, at least) than on a computer keyboard. If I want to type 'ç' on my physical keyboard, I have to either copy/paste from somewhere else or memorize alt+0231 on my numpad. On my phone, though? I just long-press "c" because 'ç' looks like 'c' and it pops up as an alternate character.