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#mama

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Heute fragte die Lehrerin die Klasse(Thema Pubertät): Stellt euch vor, ihr dürft auf eine Party. Eure Eltern sagen euch, sei um 22 Uhr zuhause. Ihr kommt aber erst um 22:30 Uhr. Was sagt ihr, lasst ihr euch eine Ausrede einfallen, warum ihr zu spät seid? Mein Sohn hat geantwortet: Ich muss keine Ausrede erfinden, ich sag einfach: #Mama, die Party war so toll, da ist es ein bischen später geworden, bitte entschuldige, dass ich zu spät bin. Mein Mamaherz ist geschmolzen.
#allesrichtiggemacht

With all the nonsense and insanity around the cult movement of MAGA gaining new momentum from its cultists due to their Adonis being elected to Office. It is only right that we as the opposition and actual voice of reason like the vast majority of decent hard working Americans who want peace and love and compassion and understanding of others.

That’s why I adopt MAMA - Make America Multicultural Again.

It is how we should all be striving to live. #MAMA After all we all love our MAMA’s

@ChrisHolladay @Skepticat
The first picture I've ever come across on Mastodon that says a lot without saying anything.

Let's have a competition for the best #alttext for this.

Can include anything that accurately describes a #hillbilly #mama but needs to provide enough to make a vision impaired person snigger and for extra marks, fart and scratch their crotch (if available).

#alt
Elderly female hillbilly invites well known criminal former president of the #Adirondacks to visit for 15 minutes. Seems she may be ready to throw together a dinner of roast skunk.
The inviter looks to be about 76 ( but it's more likely 23), and is wearing all white with black sharpie writing on her belly "trump boner garage" with an arrow indicating south of her belly button.

😃