This is the weirdest thing that I have read this month.
I agree with Lea, you should go out in the fresh air and talk to some normal people.
Some achievements of Unions that you also benefit from: higher wages, better benefits, safer workplaces, protection against unfair treatment, minimum wage, the 40-hour workweek, child labor laws, and various worker protections.
In several countries, unions achieve this by strategically working with management.