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cobalt

Thanks to our local Costco I got a large ham to roast, almost 11 pounds! The price was a “today only” at $25 off per ham. This cost us $7! #Ham #Roast #Food #Meat

Decided to try the recommended method and glaze supplied. I added OJ, water and then crushed pineapple spread over top. It was just perfect! Am planning to try saving the ham bone to cook Lima beans etc. for hours (per a Reddit comment)
as follows:

2 bags of Lima beans, 2 cut up carrots, 1cut up onion, 3 cut up celery, some springs of thyme and bay leaves and simmer for about 4 hours

Sound like that will be good? Will dry beans really soften up enough? And wondering if low pressure in Instant Pot will be better than a simmer in stockpot?

Closeup of ham roasted with brown sugar and spices glaze and topped with crushed pineapple spread seen in the roasting pan, fresh from oven.
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Kevin Karhan :verified:

@TomWellborn and yes, #Musk is an incompetent asshole, cuz #CAwildfires are combatted by the best of the best, with #USFS's "#Helljumpers" on the ground.

I'd bet €500 that Musk won't pass basic firefighter training and be kicked out of my local fire brigade for being an antisocial asshole who cannot be trusted and noone would entrust him with their life.

  • Because in the end that's what makes or breaks an entire platoon of #firefighters: Either everyone is trusting each other to have their backs and help or they are incapable of anything.

I know that Musk will loose this bet if he were to take it at all (cuz he's a #coward!) because he lacks something he can't buy or get done for him:

  • Being a human being with actual empathy and a conciousness!

Seriously, Musk would not be allowed to even serve as #convict #firefighter because he's just a spoiled brat.

  • Sincerely, a fmr. Firefighter.
#roasted#roast#ApartheidEmerapdBoy
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MarkG

I bought a big turkey roasting pan at the Yonge Street Mission Double Take thrift store. I had a bunch of beets and potatoes I bought a while ago, so I decided to roast them all along with various left over veggies (Brussels sprouts, red chard, kale, mushrooms, cabbage). I mixed in some tofu, some oil, vinegar, various spices, and I'm roasting it now. Seems a good way to clear the fridge in preparation for my next bout of grocery shopping.

Picture of the large black roasting pan with the chopped potatoes, beets, and veggies (pre-cooked).
#vegan#beets#roast
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kurtsh

Okay, Nikki Glaser might have been better that Drew. Utterly relentless, rapid fire, non-stop jokes per second... OMG so much funny, I started writing down her killer jokes on my notetaking app.

That girl has taken the crown of the Roast Queen of Mean from Lisa Lampanelli & as a career roast-watcher, that is some serious high praise.

She got an actual standing ovation. That's how good she was.

#roast#tombrady#NikkiGlaser
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kurtsh

Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

#roast#tombrady#drewbledsoe
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kurtsh

OMG... 25:10 of The Roast of Tom Brady:

Jeff Ross : "[Tom Brady] walked into Robert Kraft's office & said, "I'm the best decision your organization's ever made...
...would you like a massage?""

Tom Brady gets up from his seat during the laughter, walks over to Ross & says in his ear, live on the braodcast, "Don't say that shit again."

And that ladies & gentlemen is a first in Roast history.

3-hour #TomBrady #roast on #Netflix has one seemingly tense moment - CBS News
cbsnews.com/news/tom-brady-roa

CBS News · 3-hour Tom Brady roast on Netflix has one seemingly tense momentTom Brady took his share of barbs from comedians, former teammates and his longtime coach during a made-for-streaming comedy live event on Netflix -- but one joke seemed to anger him.
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Asakiyume

On #roast days, when the surface temperature soars to 57 C, we stay underground. Dad wants to move to someplace that's livable aboveground all year round, but Mom doesn't want to leave. "My family's lived here for generations," she says. "Since before there even were roast days."

"So long as the water holds," Dad grumbles. It's the stock answer to "How you doing?"

"Well, water's holding and not too saline." (All right, I guess)

I hope it always holds.

#wss366#microfiction#ClimateCrisis
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