It's Election time in Australia. It's traditional don't elect Potato Head season (for all those who celebrate) where one paints the symbolic and sacrificial potatoes in bright and distracting colours.
It's Election time in Australia. It's traditional don't elect Potato Head season (for all those who celebrate) where one paints the symbolic and sacrificial potatoes in bright and distracting colours.
Just found this in my pictures folder, dated back to mid-2018. What's old is new again... #auspol #PotatoHead
And then #Dutton said this:
“Aukus too has the potential to foster a new arm of our economy and transform our civil industrial base.
We will spend taxpayers’ money wisely – in a manner which has an economic multiplying effect, generates productivity, and can attract new investment.
My intention is to energise our domestic defence industry. And to re-tool the ADF with asymmetric capabilities to deter a larger adversary.”
I apologise for laughing… but there is no way these are his words. Oh, he did speak them in the House tonight, but they were not his words.. I seriously doubt #PotatoHead could offer a good explanation of the meaning of ‘asymmetric capability’ for use against China (the obvious target here).
Also, he is talking here about Tier two of #AUKUS with ne’er a mention of ‘phantom’ SSNs.
"Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has falsely claimed that interest rates are always lower under the Coalition because it manages the economy better than Labor."
I expect we'll hear lots of similar 'false' claims from #PotatoHead over the next month or so... that's what he does best... make things up to look better than Labor and say it often enough that the diehard #LNP crowd will believe it. (ALso know as #Bannon 's Gambit - spread enough shit and some will stick)
Ahhh... I pine for truth in politics. It's one thing to 'cherry pick' but it's another to outright lie like a #trumpist.
https://news.thenewdaily.com.au/c/1FtFZmsEp4AemkVsbWOkmEThtALC
@MorpheusB @Qldaah
Ain’t it the truth…
Anyone voting for #PotatoHead is a potato head (we got too many of those here, time for chips methinks).
Well done #ABC. Why listen to some enlightening q&a at the #NationalPressClub when we can cross live to #PotatoHead spewing some garbage or other… JFC, #GiveMeBackMyABC
“Belinda Jones (Independent Australia 31/8/2024) provided 64 reasons why Dutton is unfit to be PM. Most readers could probably find even more and in the coming months up the election we will keep track of them.
Jones said: “Since assuming office as the Member for Dickson in November 2001, Dutton has regularly graced front pages due to offensive comments, uttered falsehoods, hypocrisy, misogynistic remarks, wildly inflammatory statements lacking evidence, funding scandals, ministerial interventions, statements lacking evidence and other faux pas – with incompetence on top of it all.”
One thing he is brilliant at is claiming that his remarks are taken out of context, denied or misunderstood” source: https://johnmenadue.com/duttons-stuff-ups-tough-guy-whos-not-so-tough/
That about covers it, wouln’t you say?
After shredding #PotatoHead ‘s performance as an ‘alternative PM’, Joe Dyer, in The Shot, concludes his piece with a logical assertion:
“Australia isn’t the US and a general election is no referendum. When called to demonstrate his credentials as an alternative Prime Minister, Dutton will need more than fanboy copycatting, cynical posturing and the flimsiest of policy fig-leaves.”
I couldn’t agree more. Here is hoping the #AustralianElectorate see it that way as well.
#AusElection25
A new D&D Mr Potato Head Beholder mini has just sprouted up from WizKids. We dig up all the dirt on these sinister spuds. https://dungeonsanddragonsfan.com/dnd-mr-potato-head-beholder-figure/ #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #mrpotatohead #potatohead #hasbro #wizardsofthecoast #wotc #beholder #xanathar #ttrpg #miniatures #WizKids
If ever there was undeniable evidence that the LNP led by #PotatoHead is unfit to for. Govt this has got to be it.
It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
Sh is still playing with that same potato that I gave her when I first got her. #catsofmastodon #potatohead
... Mr Spudhed, has bad branch brain...
#spud #spudman #voidhed #potatohead #horrorart #surreal #roothead #veggiehead #darkfantasy #stopmotion #conceptart #stablediffusion #midjourney #aiia #digitalartwork