Nonsense, but I cannot help myself, nor can I wait until fall.
(Though I might repeat this post.)
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.
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BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.
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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.
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@VeroniqueB99
Oof. I gotta say, that #DadJoke was really bad, which means pretty good.
#DadJokes
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is celebrity Chef Cat Cora getting ready to prepare a succulent, savory Shepherd's Pie.
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#LostChildhood
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@timbray ghastly indeed....'tis a #DadJoke of the sort that becomes a #DirtyGrandpaJoke when you change the punchline
New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.
Two sausages are sizzling away in the pan. One turns to the other and says "Boy, it sure is hot in here, huh?" and the other sausage replies "AHHHH! A talking sausage!"
Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day
puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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