@IveyJanette Yup, also absolutly infuriating, when most of them should be in prison with #CheetoJesus and #Elmo
@IveyJanette Yup, also absolutly infuriating, when most of them should be in prison with #CheetoJesus and #Elmo
@Amoshias @SocraticEthics #Trump is (afraid of #Putin ), obviously.
And *all* #BananaRepublicans and #MAGA cult members do whatever #CheetoJesus tells them to do, so…
#DonaldTrump was here in #Nashville this past week vowing to “bring back our #religion.”
Since “#TwoCorinthians “ #Trump has clearly never read the #Bible , and other #PutinPuppets in the #MAGA cult such as #Speaker #MikeJohnson call #Christian values ‘#woke ‘, folks in #Tennessee were wondering which religion #CheetoJesus was referring to.
Yulia #Navalny nails it! https://news.yahoo.com/navalnys-wife-putins-refusal-hand-091458164.html
Remember the eye-witness account of #DonaldTheDeplorable throwing a plate with a ‘hamberder’ and ketchup-covered fries at a wall-mounted television in the #WhiteHouse ?
Well, the latest man-baby outburst by #CheetoJesus occurred at his #MarALago lair when he exploded afte learning #AlinaHabba had bought lunch for the legal team of #EJeanCarroll !
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-roberta-kaplan-lunch-tantrum_n_65bd4e0ce4b05c8779f928fd
It would be a ‘shame’ if #MAGA #Babyboomers cashed-out their 401-k and invested their life-savings in #Trump #NFTs because #CheetoJesus said the #American economy was going to crash with #JoeBiden as #POTUS.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/25/gdp-q4-2023-the-us-economy-grew-at-a-3point3percent-pace-in-the-fourth-quarter.html
#Bidenomics will #SaveAmerica from a #BananaRepublican fate, and #EvolutionIsTrue.
Former Speaker #NancyPelosi calls #DonaldTheDeplorable “Grotesque” for wanting the currently healthy American economy to crash in 2024.
Former #RNC Chair #MichaelSteele says #Trump hopes Americans lose their life savings “because it benefits him.”
#MAGA cult members won’t be asked to drink cyanide-laced #KoolAid , but they ARE told to eat shit every day! Incredibly, they do it for #CheetoJesus.
#Resist with #StrategicVoting and #PrimaryFromTheCenter.
Then, in the #2024election
@pbump Does anybody else think #DonaldTheDeplorable ‘s recent eruption of hate for immigrants, and sudden desire to deport them, is because #MelaniaTrump (who overstayed her tourist visa) filed for divorce from #CheetoJesus ?
@drrjv Does anybody else think #DonaldTheDeplorable ‘s recent eruption of hate for immigrants, and sudden desire to deport them, is because #MelaniaTrump (who overstayed her tourist visa) filed for divorce from #CheetoJesus ?
Something tells me that #MelaniaTrump filed for divorce from #DonaldTheDeplorable , and the recent "poisoning the blood of our country" stump speeches are his reaction.
If #CheetoJesus finds a way to cheat his way into the #WhiteHouse - again - my money is on Melania to be the first 'illegal' (overstayed tourist visa) immigrant deported!
#SaveAmerica from the #MAGA cult of ignorance and hate!
@flexghost Something tells me that #MelaniaTrump filed for divorce from #DonaldTheDeplorable , and the reaction was that she will be the first one deported if #CheetoJesus finds a way to cheat his way into the #WhiteHouse - again.
@madies @randahl Before #RichardNixon taught the #GOP how to politically leverage hate with his #SouthernStrategy , ‘rock-ribbed’ #Republicans used to say “Better dead than red!”.
But now that #Putin has put his #Kompromat strings on #CheetoJesus in #MarALardo , #BananaRepublicans are incredibly helping to *rebuild* the #SovietUnion.
#SaveAmerica from the #MAGA cult of hate and ignorance!
Influential #Evangelical leader #BobBanderPlaats is revealing yet another #TrumpEffect ahead of the upcoming #IowaCaucuses in the #2024election : separating the sheep (#Evangelicals who follow #JesusChrist ) and the goats (#Talibangelicals in the #MAGA cult who follow #CheetoJesus ) https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bob-vander-plaats-trump-iowa_n_65659d0ee4b05f498ba1b226
@GrrlScientist Of course #Talibangelicals don't worry about #ClimateChange , all the #MAGA morons are waiting for #CheetoJesus to save them in #TheRapture.
The Ungodly Duo:
Cheeto Jesus and Mary MAGAdalene!
They inspire CRETINS, not Christians.
#DonaldTrump #MarjorieTaylorGreene #CheetoJesus #MaryMAGAdalene #MAGA #HappyEaster
Hey, Trump!
Guess whose resurrection marks this day?
NOT YOURS, CHEETO JESUS!
#EasterSunday #CheetoJesus