Rigidly defined unpredictability.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

My tummy rumbleth
So with a frown
Toast in the toaster
Round side down
Gather ingredients
Set them 'round
Now I wait for it to brown

The blasphemy begins.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

*whistles innocently*
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

It begins. Hide the children.

I'm going to burn in hell, aren't I?

Not! There is no hell.

Heaven, either; except what we make for ourselves during our limited time here.

Macro lens makes the toaster filaments purple!
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, setting the tone for the rest of the day.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

It's that time. Be safe.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Sunday morning #Blasphemy.
#RoundSideDown

It begins. Hide the children.

Welcome to my nightmare.

In some ways, I am very predictable.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

It begins. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

#Blasphemy is what an old mistake says of a newly discovered truth.
—Robert G. Ingersoll

______________________
#atheism #faith #god

It just isn't breakfast without a bit of #Blasphemy.
#RoundSideDown

And so it begins...
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

I'm going to burn in hell, aren't I?
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

No CW.

While I like to think of myself as spontaneous and unpredictable, in some ways, I am very much the opposite.

*whistles innocently*

It's that time. Hide the children.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Happy Easter! Pray for a return to reason.