Oh boy here it comes.
#windowsupdate
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If I don't make it back,
just know,
*sob,
I love you weirdos.
update, reboots, auto launches bing
Whilst I find my flamethrower I am taking a good long look at my life choices to determine what led me to this cruel fate.
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This failed spectacularly saying sorry couldn't fix, offers to shut down in that comforting sorry bout that windows blue.
Machine is currently rebooting semi normally but crawling again like it does when trying to install updates. (Maybe rolled back)
I dunno they are telling me nothing,
Generic login desktop screen, with no user now. No password field after pressing space bar.
Going great y'all.
Oh #BSOD thanks
#Microsoft to remove legacy drivers from #WindowsUpdate for security boost
Microsoft has announced plans to periodically remove legacy drivers from the Windows Update catalog to mitigate security and compatibility risks.
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-to-remove-legacy-drivers-from-windows-update-for-security-boost/ #Microsoft #Windows #Tech #Technology #WindowsUpdate
I'm in the middle of a very long jot down, and OFC.
ALMOST OVER
ALMOST OVER,
breathe
almost over...
#Security fixes and other updates will be “orchestrated” by Redmond’s own #update tool.
#WindowsUpdate keeps #Windows updated (well, duh). It can also update some “other #Microsoft products,” if you let it. Soon, it’ll be able to do the same for other companies’ apps.
But WHY must #Microsoft misuse the concept of #orchestration to describe it? Messy musical metaphors aside, this seems like a good idea. In #SBBlogwatch, we wave a baton.
@TheFuturumGroup @TechstrongGroup @SecurityBlvd: https://securityboulevard.com/2025/05/windows-update-open-richixbw/?utm_source=richisoc&utm_medium=social&utm_content=richisoc&utm_campaign=richisoc $MSFT
Security Boulevard · Microsoft Opens Windows Update to 3rd-Party AppsA breath of fresh air: Security fixes and other updates will be “orchestrated” by Redmond’s own update tool.
Windows Update might begin handling updates for third-party apps soon. Microsoft is inviting developers to join a private preview for a unified app update system that would handle OS, driver, and some app updates in one place. https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/windows-itpro-blog/introducing-a-unified-future-for-app-updates-on-windows/4416354 #WindowsUpdate #AppUpdates #Windows #Microsoft
TECHCOMMUNITY.MICROSOFT.COMIntroducing a unified future for app updates on Windows - Windows IT Pro BlogDevelopers of apps and management tools handling updates can join the Windows Update orchestration platform preview.
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@DeltaWye @kfh I'd say @torproject / #TorBrowser as it's #Firefox but without #tracking, #adware and #analytics!
But if you're using #Govware like #Windows, any #Browser that doesn't use the #backdoored #CryptoAPI (i.e. all #Chromium-Forks do use it!) is better...
- And yes, even the "fix" I released isn't propably permanent as any #WindowsUpdate can revert it!
Infosec.SpaceKevin Karhan :verified: (@kkarhan@infosec.space)Attached: 1 image
@mwdawson lemme guess: @torproject@mastodon.social / #TorBrowser has *none*…
- [As expected](https://sizeof.cat/post/web-browser-telemetry-2025-edition/)…
And now you know why it's my default browser!
The latest #WindowsUpdate just bricked my computer. Just lost everything. 
Malware in the Windows Sandbox? @SGgrc & @leo uncover a sneaky new hack, a strange “inetpub” folder, and a crashing Windows update exploit.
Security Now 1023
#InfoSec #WindowsUpdate
Download and subscribe here: https://twit.tv/sn/1023
Don’t delete that folder! @SGgrc & @leo uncover the mystery of the new "inetpub" directory, a crashing update hack, and North Korea's fake company scams on Security Now 1023.
#CyberSecurity #WindowsUpdate
Download and subscribe here: https://twit.tv/shows/security-now/episodes/1023
I may be back, if not farewell my friends, fare well.
Sehr geil, nach dem gestrigen #WindowsUpdate ging nicht nur, wie bei jedem major H Update mein #WSL kaputt und sicher auch noch #WakeOnLan, nein, diesesmal hat es als Bonus noch die #Aktivierung verloren und behauptet, ich hätte neue Hardware und soll eine neue #Windows #Lizenz kaufen.
Diese Pisser aus #Redmond gehen mir so auf den Sack man. 
Zum Glück bin ich a) zu Hause und muss nicht remote drauf und b) habe ich heute weg Familie frei und dann ist Wochenende
Be careful with #Windows11 2025-03 Cumulative Update Version 24H2 (KB5053598). I get to 98% installed before an error about something going wrong, and changes being undone. Some people are getting #BSOD. I've tried disabling #WindowsUpdate service, clearing c:\windows\SoftwareDistribution\ and restarting the service, and get caught in the same loop. Can't find a fix anywhere online yet.
#Microsoft
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@roman78 @admin @olifantenbaer angesichts der Lücken in #CryptoAPI inklusive #Backdoors ist das digitales #FlexTape bei durchgerrostetem Rohr...
- Hinzu kommt dass #WindowsUpdate entsprechende Einstellungen resetted.https://github.com/kkarhan/windows-ca-backdoor-fix
GitHubGitHub - kkarhan/windows-ca-backdoor-fix: Fixes a critical backdoor in Windows' CryptoAPI, which allows to unconsenting Update of CA Certificates in the background. See https://www.heise.de/ct/ausgabe/2013-17-Zweifelhafte-Updates-gefaehrden-SSL-Verschluesselung-2317589.htmlFixes a critical backdoor in Windows' CryptoAPI, which allows to unconsenting Update of CA Certificates in the background. See https://www.heise.de/ct/ausgabe/2013-17-Zweifelhafte-Updates-gefae...
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@fuchsiii @NanoRaptor I think it's more useful than the #Touchscreen as #TrackPad replacement in the #Asus #VivoBook, which gets bricked by #WindowsUpdate!
Bluescreen-Gefahr: Kritischer SSD-Fehler nach Windows 11 2024 Update - CHIP
https://www.chip.de/news/Bluescreen-Gefahr-Kritischer-SSD-Fehler-nach-Windows-11-2024-Update_185533805.html #WindowsUpdate #Bluescreen