#SnailsOfMastodon
Jetzt muss ich doch noch ein Foto nachreichen, weil ich bei den vielen Bildern hier an meinen Lieblingszungenbrecher denken muss: // I have to post another one because all the #snail photos remind me of my favourite German tongue twister:
𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘻𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯. (A literal translation would be "Snails are shocked when they lick snails because to the dismay of many snails, snails don’t taste good."
)#Schnecke #Nacktschnecke #HainBänderschnecke #slug #landSnail #landSnails #mollusk #Moos #moss #mosstodon #Trendelburg #Wülmersen #Weserbergland #nature #Natur #animal #Tier #animalPhotography #tongueTwister #Zungenbrecher #snailsOfMastodon
I just saw a hedgehog scurrying across the courtyard! 
I tried to get a shot, but was too slow.
Now that we've had a goodly rain, snails are out, and the snail hunters are on the prowl.
Snails running for fast food. 
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What’s the Name of this snail species?
#snail #snails #SnailsOfMastodon #fastfood #schnecke #schnecken #schneckenchecken #schneckiverse #escargot #lumaca #lumache
A snail has crawled about 3m up our outside wall in yesterday's rain, and has fastened itself in a precarious spot.
I took the pic hours ago, but got distracted and spaced posting it until now.
Well see how long it stays; the weather calls for high 20s and sunny by Tuesday, and that spots gets direct sunlight for a good portion of the day.
Who's that crawling on my bench?
#SnailsOfMastodon
Snail season begins.
#SnailsOfMastodon #Gastropododon
Case in point. I finish my ciggy, come back in for #PromiBigBrother, and they're already back on the carpet.
#SnailsOfMastodon
This snail has been circling the tabletop since I sat down. I've counted 3 laps so far.
I don't have my boots on, so I can't walk over for a better pic. Deal with it.
SMH 
How the hell did you get yourself THERE?
I returned it to ground level in the ivy.
Now another snail appears to be eating the eggs that may have been laid earlier, and the layer has moved away.
Again, i must stress this is not my field of expertise, and I may be misinterpreting the whole scene.
Is this snail laying eggs, or is it a trick of lighting? I'll have to check in the morning.
Snails are hermaphroditic, and have organs for both, but it still takes two to tango. IF they're eggs, "self fertilization" was NOT the cause.
After napping, eating, and several bong hits, I feel much better, but still pretty fucking far from OK.
I may or may not be tolerable. You'll hafta judge for yourself.
Feel free to mute or block me should I again become too much an asshole; I'm a big boy, I can handle it. I know where my towel is.
Meanwhile, here are some more snails.
"My god! It's full of snails!"
- 2001, A Snail Odyssey
The nightmare dimension from which these biologically, evolutionarily, and osteologically improbable creatures escape has let another one cross the void into our world. It’ll come with me to work to sit next to the octopus skeleton.
