Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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Feeling festive today.

#yaphetkotto as #captainpicard would've been awesome

#Picard #CaptainPicard #Pun #Puns.

“In a universe of infinite meme possibilities, how the hell did a 21st century, racist, bigoted, misogynist, LGBTQphobic, insurrectionist American dipshit end up with mine?!”
~ Captain Picard
#RayEpps #January6 #AttackOnTheCapitol #MAGA #Republicans #JeanLucPicard #CaptainPicard

On tonight’s news, I saw a picture of proud Trumper and January 6 attendee Ray Epps, who’s suing Fox News for defamation. You already know who came to mind.
#RayEpps #January6 #MAGA #FoxNews #PatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #StarTrek

Don't believe every quote you read, just because it's in a meme.

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"Captain, we have a problem"
"What is it this time, Geordi?"
"Data's emotion chip is stuck in Emo mode"
"That. sounds. terrible."
"It's worse than you think, Captain. He's coding bad poetry into the computer, and no one can stop him!"