Me, walking out of Lowe’s with my new cordless hedge trimmer and a smug grin on my face, knowing what I did to the cord of its predecessor last week upon being startled by something buzzing. I have many talents. Using power tools safely is not one. #momlife
@bethbjammin many an extension cord has met a similar fate on my watch.
@lizardllama TBH, I’m kind of scared now I have a pool. Handling labels with skulls n’ crossbones, advising me to wear rubber gloves with protective goggles, don’t pull the robot out by the power cord (how the hell else does one fish it out). I’m too haphazard for this. If I turn up dead this summer, twas the chemicals…