JFC. I could easily have lived out my few remaining years (optimistic?, yeah) without ever having heard of #SCROTOX OR #HANGTOX. And now you can know about them too. If you’re gonna Bing or DDG those words (please, for your own safety, don’t Google them) don’t bother with before & after pics—they just show plums & prunes, grapes & raisins. For de-wrinkling your ball sac & letting it hang looser. I’m Trump or Jr. or both of em partake. Wonder if Tucker uses it on his tanned sac?

The use of Botox to make men’s scrotums less wrinkly, a treatment known as Scrotox and in use since at least 2016, has not yet been approved by the FDA for a smoother scrotum appearance. I think that’s pretty nuts.

- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week live from LA...it's the DNC in Chicago! Come see it, a couple sketches I wrote and much much more. It's like the news but funny.

This must be satire, it must.
Who has ever desired a "smooth" pair of bollocks?

#Scrotox

https://scrotox.co.uk/