#Insiders is usually very good at ignoring 9 years of #LNP failures, but the stupidity of Liberal Party senator James Paterson broke David Speers.

who thinks the Labor party can form majority government? The Multilevel regression with poststratification (MRP) model, that's who. Go Casey. #auspol #insiders

Yeh, Maiden, all the Libs have is chum for the water, and you fuckers go mad.

No baited hooks needed, partisan hacks like Maiden just jump onboard while we all sit here scratching our heads

Maiden is on drugs.

"I can see Dutton doing well in a head-to-head TV campaign".

What the fuck even is a "head-to-head TV campaign"? Something from the 1950's?

Ah, finally the journos are acknowledging what many amateur psephologists have been saying for months; that the get notion that Australia's Liberal-National Party Coalition (aka the Conservatives) could win government is nonsense. That's not how Australians vote. #insiders #auspol

The outer suburban belt is work-from-home workers, Muslims, fairly progressive, but in a conservative way, people. Literally the antithesis of Dutton.

While he rages against work-from-home, they realise their income is going down.

While he rages against pro-Palestinian protests, they see their brothers and sisters being attacked.

While he rages against "woke" people, they see their friends and family members being attacked.

“Proposed Queensland #nuclear power plants risk contaminating #water supplies in event of disaster”

#LNP #energy #environment #insiders #Election2025 #auspol

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/mar/23/proposed-queensland-nuclear-power-plants-risk-contaminating-water-supplies-in-event-of-disaster-research-finds-ntwnfb

That's gotta scare Dutton

"Dutton's not trying to court this association"? Coorey is high on his own supply (of farts) there.

Dutton created his shadow "DoGE" ministry, yet somehow he's not trying to court some sort of association with Trump? Get fucked

Antony Greens Padawan Casey Briggs
We will be in good hands when the Master retires.
#insiders #auspol

Again, "what have you given me?" is the WRONG QUESTION.

The CORRECT question is, "what sort of country do you want us to build together?" #auspol #insiders

Here's the thing. Electricity and gas prices are actually not the issue. What matters is just how much Australia's climate is changing and how much that impacts the frequency of severe weather events. And how those affect agriculture, housing, insurance, cost of living and health. #insiders #auspol

When you hear "The government couldn't even track a Chinese warship", ADF personnel hear "The RAN couldn't even track a Chinese warship".

Neither of those statements are true, those ships were tracked from port

Patterson just disparaged the ADF. Good work mate.

Whoever made Patterson campaign spokesperson was a genius! Not for the Coalition, but for everyone else

Well, Patterson just announced $9b/year of fuel excise cuts, indefinitely.

Yep, that's not going to help you on the campaign trail. Hack will tear that apart

Truly senator James Patterson is the scariest of all the LNP.
I think the IPA has nearly perfected their model in him.
Reasonably sounding, quick thinking drone.
#insiders #auspol

“YouGov modelling shows swing back to #Labor with majority government potentially in reach”

Labor 50.2%
LNP 49.8%

Labor could win 69-80 seats, with 76 seats required for a majority.

#polls #insiders #Election2025 #AustraliaVotes #auspol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-30/yougov-modelling-finds-swing-back-to-labor-since-february/105112720

What's the point in having Maiden there? She's literally adding nothing to the conversation other than Coalition talking points. Literally straight from their morning email

I love how hacks don't actually understand why Australia has high gas prices.

It's got nothing to do with supply

Gotta love Phil Coorey "oh, just leave it vague". Yeh, mate, voters love when you "leave it vague", especially when it comes to tax cuts.

He's spent too long writing crap and it's cooked his brain #Insiders