lkngrrr<p>If we ever buy a place I am tiling the entire bathroom. </p><p>I have to bleach everything when we get home from the buttscoping.</p><p>GIs wouldn’t prescribe a double suprep if they had to clean up after it. </p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Crohns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crohns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/gastroenterology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gastroenterology</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a></p>
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Nick Wright<p>Exactly what it says on the tin.</p><p>(Jenny: @profromdover.bsky.social, Joy: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.art/@Mborges" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Mborges</span></a></span> )</p><p><a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>webcomic</span></a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/originalcharacter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>originalcharacter</span></a></p>
G.I. Robot :bc:<p>What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?</p><p>All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and all the entries below involved some very poor decisions.</p><p> <a href="https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">defector.com/what-did-we-get-s</span><span class="invisible">tuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5</span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/rectum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rectum</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/damn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>damn</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/near" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>near</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/killed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>killed</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/em" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>em</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toilet</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/butt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>butt</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/butts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>butts</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dontstickyourdickinthat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dontstickyourdickinthat</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/dontstickthatinyourdickeither" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dontstickthatinyourdickeither</span></a></p>
G.I. Robot :bc:<p>What Did We Get Stuck In Our <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Rectums" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rectums</span></a> Last <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Year" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Year</span></a>?</p><p>“All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and all the entries below involved some very poor decisions.”</p><p>#2024 <a href="https://beige.party/tags/wrap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wrap</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/butts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>butts</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/butt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>butt</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/medicine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medicine</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/proctology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>proctology</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poop</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poopy</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/shite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shite</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/bathrooms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bathrooms</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/sex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sex</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/baddecisions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>baddecisions</span></a></p><p> <a href="https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">defector.com/what-did-we-get-s</span><span class="invisible">tuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5</span></a></p>
Girl on the Net<p>NEW blog: </p><p>You can feel your lover’s pulse with a single finger.</p><p>*Holy shit wow*</p><p>A heartbeat.</p><p><a href="https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/pulse-finger/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">girlonthenet.com/blog/pulse-fi</span><span class="invisible">nger/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/love" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>love</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ButtStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtStuff</span></a> <br>Stunning art by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@stuart_cb" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>stuart_cb</span></a></span></p>
FunHouse Radio<p>► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">FunHouseRadio.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <-- ON AIR<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Medical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Medical</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/doctor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>doctor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hemorrhoids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hemorrhoids</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/exam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>exam</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/nasty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nasty</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/anus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/weird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weird</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a></p>
🌪 MikeMathia.com 📡<p><a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/ButtStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtStuff</span></a></p>
ColesStreetPothole<p>Also, WTF? <a href="https://weatherishappening.network/tags/ButtStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtStuff</span></a></p>
FunHouse Radio<p>► <a href="http://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">FunHouseRadio.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> ←TUNE IN<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/turkey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>turkey</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fowl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fowl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/birds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>birds</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tiktok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tiktok</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/challenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>challenge</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcastic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcastic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a></p>
Amanda B<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@deepstatedude" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>deepstatedude</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://masto.ai/@jaxPYL" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>jaxPYL</span></a></span> 🤣🤣🤣 <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a></p>
Valerie Roney<p>Oooo I might actually love what Confused Algorithm barfs up. This is GOLDEN. Amusing AND informative. </p><p>Content warns for: <br>- <a href="https://disabled.social/tags/buttStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttStuff</span></a><br>- <a href="https://disabled.social/tags/medical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medical</span></a> stuff</p><p>And put down your tea before you laugh it out your nose. </p><p><a href="https://jezebel.com/the-second-period-no-one-tells-you-about-5506870" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">jezebel.com/the-second-period-</span><span class="invisible">no-one-tells-you-about-5506870</span></a></p>
🌪 MikeMathia.com 📡<p><a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/ButtStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtStuff</span></a></p>
Amanda B<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://xarxa.cloud/@YadyO" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>YadyO</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@deepstatedude" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>deepstatedude</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@805mattyk" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>805mattyk</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@IAm_THEPaulina" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>IAm_THEPaulina</span></a></span> it’s so serious around here lately we have to carefully sneak in the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a> . Fridays are just easier to work it in. 😂</p>
Deep State Dude<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://xarxa.cloud/@YadyO" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>YadyO</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@amandacsb2" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>amandacsb2</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@805mattyk" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>805mattyk</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@IAm_THEPaulina" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>IAm_THEPaulina</span></a></span> why just Fridays? Every day is suitable for <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a></p>
Ji FuI logged into <a href="https://libranet.de/search?tag=friendica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>friendica</span></a> just so I could click DISLIKE on this post <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/users/Mrfunkedude" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Mrfunkedude</span></a></span> <a href="https://libranet.de/search?tag=buttstuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buttstuff</span></a><br>♲ <a href="https://mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude/109827077626202400" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude/1…</a>
Amanda B<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mindly.social/@evilsam" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>evilsam</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@JenWojcik" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>JenWojcik</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mas.to/@Stoned_Deva_" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Stoned_Deva_</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mstdn.party/@ocsweetest" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ocsweetest</span></a></span> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ButtStuff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtStuff</span></a></p>
I finished a step class and sat down on the bench. It made a cute sweaty ass print that’s hilarious. 
Then as it dried it turned into the Tesla symbol and I can stop laughing about that. 
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@katharsisdrill @YadyO that’s what caught my eye to pick it up off the shelf. Lol
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