this closing song is so bad, OMG
this closing song is so bad, OMG
so Blacula has a little dance like when the #Dodgers get a hit. seems fitting, since this is supposed to be in Los Angeles, right?
Lisa, The Vampire Slayer doesn't roll off the tongue but that'll do for now bitch, that'll do
Pam Grier cheekbones are magnanimous. they deserve an Oscar of their own.
boss cop bitchslapped by Blacula, as one should
his hoe got staked, though
ooops. that other dude looked like Willis. Willis is getting the St. Christopher special
Willis got staked
well, that stake went in real easy
Vampires gone wild ACAB'ing
the doll is far darker than Blacula, who is from team paper bag test. i guess it's a woke doll.
who's the white vampire dude?!?
All the new vampires sleep in cheap prop coffins.
oh hell nah he said "Black uppity ass"
so that's the whitest of police departments but their expert in criminologist is Black… riiiiiiight.
New wrinkle: Vampires don't photograph, either.
"The Erotic Revolution" is shelved in the occult section? In multiple places?
OMG, cheese plate with a cheese ball!
Mamuwalde to the rescue!
nobody spends a velorio all by themselves, c'mon!