Hey, Trump!
Your Mar-a-Lago docs predicament is looking really bad. As they say, “It’s not the crime; it’s the coverup.” Wait a minute! You don’t care about coverups. According to Stormy, you had unprotected sex. If you’re lucky, your future cellmates will be more prudent than you’ve been.
Have a nice day!
#DonaldTrump #MaraLagoDocs #DeleteTheServer #CriminalTrump
TRUMP: I have no idea who he was referring to when he wrote that “the boss” wanted the server deleted. He’s a big Springsteen fan, so, y’know. Just sayin’.
#DonaldTrump #WaltNauta #CarlosDeOliveira #MaraLagoDocs #CriminalTrump #AlmostNotSatire
Introducing Carlos De Oliveira!
#CarlosDeOliveira #WaltNauta #MaraLagoDocs #JackSmith #DonaldTrump #HomerSimpson
Thank you, Alvin Bragg.
Thank you, Jack Smith.
Thank you, Fani Willis.
Thank you, Letitia James.
Thank you, Merrick Garland.
Thank you, U.S. House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack.
Thank you, Capitol Police.
#DonaldTrump #TraitorTrump #January6 #FakeElectors #ElectionTampering #MaraLagoDocs #insurrection
“Now, listen here now, see, and listen good, real good. The boss says he wants the server deleted. Hear me, wise guy? Deleted! Now, you take care of that stat, or I’ll delete you!”
~ Alpha Trump Minion
#DonaldTrump #WaltNauta #CarlosDeOliveira #MaraLagoDocs #JackSmith
Walt Nauta has become Trump’s Mar-a-Lago “Mark Meadows.” He’s the alpha bootlicking lackey, however dubious that term may sound.
#WaltNauta #DonaldTrump #MaraLagoDocs
I want to know what Trump gave or promised Walt Nauta, Carlos De Oliveira, and/or their respective families. Trump’s definitely getting his money’s worth by paying for their legal counsel.
Whenever Trump is involved, there’s always something self-serving, unethical, and illegal in the works.
I’m confident Mr. Smith is several chess moves ahead of the comic book villain and his minions.
#DonaldTrump #WaltNauta #CarlosDeOliveira #JackSmith #MaraLagoDocs
Republicans:
Joe Biden is the president of the United States, not Hunter Biden. President Joe Biden is running for re-election as POTUS, not Hunter Biden. The urgency of top secret classified docs — stolen by a twice-impeached, lying, cheating, treasonous sex offender — trumps your perverse interest in Hunter Biden’s “junk” files.
Now you know. Get your shit together, you clowns.
#Republicans #DonaldTrump #HunterBiden #MaraLagoDocs
“Trump!
Because we loathe people of color, women, LGBTQ+ people, and Muslims more than we love national security.”
~ Republicans
#Republicans #GOP #MAGA #Trump #January6 #AttackOnTheCapitol #NationalSecurity #Putin #MaraLagoDocs #insurrection
Trump isn’t running FOR president.
He’s running FROM justice.
#Trump #CriminalTrump #January6 #MaraLagoDocs #EspionageAct #FakeElectors #JackSmith #MerrickGarland #AlvinBragg #FaniWillis #LeticiaJames
COMING ATTRACTIONS
Photos: Standing, alert: special counsel Jack Smith. On the canvas, knocked out: Donald J. Trump.
#JackSmith #MerrickGarland #DOJ #DonaldTrump #Trump #CriminalTrump #January6 #FakeElectors #MaraLagoDocs #ElectionTampering #MuhammadAli #SonnyListon #ComingAttractions
It’s bad enough to go through life with a first name that rhymes with “saltine,” but must REALLY suck when your first and last names contain the anagram…
“NAIL A WET TUNA.”
What’s it mean? I’m not quite sure, but it’s an assault on the imagination. And the tuna, too. Or so I would imagine, please excuse the presumption.
#WaltineNauta #WaltNauta #DonaldTrump #MaraLagoDocs #anagram #anagrams
If Walt Nauta bears witness to any of Trump’s crimes, starting immediately, Trump’s comments on Nauta will begin with…
“Who? Who’s he? Never heard of him.”
#DonaldTrump #WaltNauta #MarALagoDocs #JackSmith
“Military plans? What ‘military plans’? Top secret classified documents? No, no, not at all! Those were plans… Plans for uhhh… ummm… buildings. Buildings and… uh… a golf course! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Plans for buildings and a golf course. That’s right! That’s my bravado talking. Did you recognize my bravado? I’m a legitimate person, you know.”
~ Donald Trump
#DonaldTrump #MaraLagoDocs #BedministerTapes #pathologicalLiar
Hey, Trump!
After hearing that great evidence, the Bedminster recording of you showing off a classified document, it looks like your cheap orange marmalade-slathered ass will be spending some time in prison. “It’s so cool!”
#HeyTrump #BedminsterRecordings #MaraLagoDocs #JackSmith
“Hey, bring some, uh,
bring some Cokes in, please.”
~ DJT
“Hey, bring some, uh,
bring some coke in, please.”
~ DJT, Jr.
#CompareAndContrast #DonaldTrump #DonaldTrumpJr #MaraLagoDocs #BedminsterTapes #Coke #JackSmith #EspionageAct
It’s truly rich to hear sex offender Donald Trump, dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s good friend who encourages men to “grab” women lay the pussy,” refer to “Anthony Weiner, the pervert.” That’s about as rich as rich can get.
#DonaldTrump #SexOffender #MaraLagoDocs #BedminsterTapes #JackSmith #EspionageAct
Why would ANYBODY store something they call “Beautiful Mind boxes” in a toilet? Perhaps doing so was Trump’s tacit, unwitting admission that he’s got shit for brains.
#Trump #MaraLagoDocs #BeautifulMindBoxes
And then, Attorney General Garland settled into his seat, sighed, leaned back, and calmly demanded, “Release the Kraken.”
#JackSmith #DonaldTrump #MerrickGarland #DoJ #January6 #MaraLagoDocs #EspionageAct #MoreIndictmentsAreComing #ReleaseTheKraken #ReleaseTheJacken
There’s much buzz about Prigozhin and possibly Prigozhin allies having dirt or other leverage against Putin, that has compelled Putin to refrain from executing Prigozhin.
Might he know whether Trump shared contents of his stolen U.S. government document stash with Putin? If so, that would come as no surprise. Trump already has a history of spilling classified military information re one of our allies to Russia.
#Prigozhin #Putin #RussianCoup #Trump #MaraLagoDocs
