It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sandwich, prepared and tightly swaddled in paper by a food service professional, tastes 319% better than the identical ingredients plated by yourself

The lodger has struck again. Just heard her say, "talking the hind legs off a Hyena".
This woman is just remixing sayings.
#language #MangledSayings #daft #funny

The lodger keeps saying "I wouldn't trust him with a barge pole" and I'm struggling to keep a straight face. #MangledSayings #language #funny