SecDef #Kegstand posted the following image on Ecks "bragging" about the military arresting protesters.
As #LSSC #StephenColbert pointed out:
"Three heavily armed #Marines to protect two heavily armed #ICE Agents arresting ONE UNARMED man. #JFC #DisasterPresidency #FascistInChief
Cyndi Lauper
'Nuff said.
"Crazy? He's not the Mayor of 'Crazy Town', he's the Governor of "OffHisMedsylvania!"
Stephen #Colbert #LSSC on #TheElongatedMuskrat last night. 
Yesterday, #TheMangolardian announced his "plan" for a "Golden Dome" Missile Defense System (you KNOW the people who came up with this idiocy inserted the word "Golden" b/c King Midas 
everything "gold".)
This is the rebirth of #Reagan's "Star Wars" boondoggle that exploded the Nat'l Debt (b/c Trump wants to be the next Reagan.)
And as #LSSC's #Colbert pointed out last night, his graphic quoted a noted Military Strategist:
@thecommongreen
ABC News last night reported he bought a "Model S", and #LSSC played a clip of him remarking on how "I'm not allowed to drive. I haven't driven a car in a long time, so I'm gonna let my staff use it. I'm gonna let people 'at the place' use it..." 
#AtThePlace #EverythingsComputer #BestWords #TooStupidToBePresident
@alexf24
#Colbert's #LSSC cold open last night was hilarious as well:
https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/tRUmq_wdX58wWh5keXEU1ZRvqvA8ENxG/
Republican Congressman Banks during the #Hegseth #ConfirmationHearings attacked #DEI (actually, he was attacking "political correctness", not DEI) in the "Miltary" [sic].
Moron.
The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."
Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?
Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.
IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04
Elton John said to Stephen Colbert that when he heard Elvis Presley sing #HeartbreakHotel, it changed his life and he thought "I want to do this." And Elton John did, he had a spectacular career in #music. #LSSC
Another on-target Xmas cartoon from the #LSSC (link above: 
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The #LSSC with #StephenColbert closed out the year with another great #Xmas #Cartoon: "It's a Worm-derful Life": (segment begins around the 13:00 mark):
https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/EnPD9M0HX7EtfQKAMKT5K2s0w8lb2b55/
Stephen Colbert: "Trump nominee for Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth is something of a workaholic, in the sense that at work Pete is an alcoholic." #LSSC
@knittingknots2
Last night, #Colbert on #LSSC asked of #TheOrangeMenace:
"Hey! *I* have a TV show! Where's MY political appointment?"
Yes Stephen, you have your own TV show. But have you ALSO been credibly accused of #SexualAssault? No? Then you aren't qualified. 
https://newrepublic.com/post/188626/lindsey-graham-matt-gaetz-sexual-misconduct-report
@knittingknots2
"He's picking people HE SEES ON TV to fill his Administration!" - Stephen #Colbert on #LSSC last night BEFORE the announcement he was picking #LindaMcMahon of the #WWF to head the Dept of #Education. 
#WeAreSoScrewed
@flexghost
Last night on #LSSC, #Colbert noted after the #DrOz appointment (BEFORE the McMahon appointment):
"HE'S NOMINATING PEOPLE HE SEES ON TV!"
This is something #Dementia patients & Extreme #narcissists both do. "THEY are on TV just like ME. I can identify with them. So they MUST be qualified (just like me.)" #WeAreSoScrewed
Seeing Trump about to become president, Stephen Colbert had this good question for Attorney General Merrick Garland: "Are you sorry you didn't speed up those Trump trials now, you schmuck?" #LSSC
@realTuckFrumper
See the full episode (of last night's #LSSC) here:
https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/aQxHC0xF4lz_kibHTwl8m_6ryyC_RcNT/
@realTuckFrumper
#LSSC last night showed examples of the T**** Campaign's attempts at damage control over the trashing (pardon the pun) of #PuertoRico, including hiring a CUBAN musical group to sing a hilarious & repetitive "We're voting for Donald T****" song.
Reminder:
Our comedians are the best journalists in America today
Bravo @colbertlateshow where @StephenAtHome exposes @BretBaier for the disgusting hack he is*
https://youtu.be/MNV498SCouA?si=5h1qaU61HyCrVo47
*thx @n2play @bobcesca_go for this idea
#LSSC
