Mick is 80. Mitch is 81. It’s time we acknowledge the benefits of sex, drugs and rock and roll.
@lizardllama imperial level toot
@lizardllama amazing how destroying a democracy can age you
@lizardllama I like best the leading and holding hand of a strong woman on Mitch's arm...
@lizardllama I'd also like to think that there's a sort of Sith Lord thing going on where as you're more deeply corrupted by the evil you're perpetuating, it starts to take its toll on you physically. But that's probably wishful thinking.
@lizardllama - Hell yeah!!!
@lizardllama To be fair to Mitch McConnell eventually vindictive hatred becomes self consuming.
@lizardllama Moscow Mitch is worried about his ties with Putin and Oleg Deripaska.
@lizardllama Mick looks like he weighs no more than 110 pounds
if it is indeed veganism and yoga and not "chain smoking instead of eating", well them I'm impressed
@lizardllama who is Mitch?
@lizardllama Although those things are important, Mitch has no soul.
@lizardllama @brouhaha They are both reputed to be big on coke, if you know what I mean and I think you do: "Cocaine Mitch"
@wndlb @lizardllama Things go better with Coke.
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And Ringo is 83.
@lizardllama brave of you to assume Mitch doesn't do drugs.
@beto trafficking isn’t the same.
@lizardllama Mick? Yo, Keith Richards is still alive. But on the dark side, Henry Kissinger is still alive, and he’s a whole 20 years older than Mick and Keith
@lizardllama What did Mitch look like when he was 80? Like Keith?
@lizardllama They are alive. And they doing things.
Fuck Body and Age Shaming!
What about Keith Richards?
@alexshendi one day, all that’ll be left are the cockroaches and Keef. Everyone knows that.
@lizardllama Mitch: the very best of Kentucky. lol.
*white supremacist
@lizardllama Musik erhält fit und jung.
Beeindruckend, wie Mick Jagger mit 80 noch über die Bühne fegt.
Die Stones sind sowieso etwas ganz besonderes.
@lizardllama Also the benefits of not being a hypocritical Republican gobshite.
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Either that or you REALLY go down hill fast when you hit 81
@lizardllama Also the affects of being an active, happy man vs. a sedentary, miserable man. Being evil really wears on you.
@lizardllama Now do it again, but with Keith Richards :P
@lizardllama Don't even MENTION "Keef"!
@lizardllama IF your drugs are pure. I know a nurse anesthetist who has argued for decades that The Rolling Stones prove this.
@GregStolze @lizardllama I guess Brian Jones' drugs were not as pure as the rest of the band's
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And a lot of their colleagues will for ever be 27.
An ideal age, so how’s that for benefits?!
@lizardllama et la chirurgie esthétique ?
@lizardllama - And that politics is bad for your health, causes premature grey hair and results in bad decision making. Don’t let your kids into politics, light up a bong for them instead…
@lizardllama I bet the only drug Mitch has ever taken is alcohol. That’s why he looks puffy. While Mick has taken every drug that suppresses his appetite.
@lizardllama Keith would be a better example then 'health freak' Mick Jogger.
@lizardllama This wins Mastodon today.
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It's only Rock N Roll and I like it, I like it, yes I do!
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Paul McCartney is 81 as well. Maybe it is a life lived in toxic politics and eating meat that does the damage?
@luisabatista
So sorry to spoil the punchline, but here's an interview with Mick Jagger a couple of years ago:
"The 69-year-old swears by ballet to help his balance, and also studies yoga and pilates. His routine also includes running eight miles a day, swimming, kickboxing and cycling."
"I train five or six days a week, but I don't go crazy."
Moderation. Moderation is Micks secret.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Jagger : "Sir Michael Philip Jagger (born 26 July 1943)"
Dude turned 80 last month.
@lizardllama and maybe a lifetime dedicated to a "work" which is really a hard work but also a pleasure and not a share holders income...
@lizardllama hence the phrase, "resting mitch face" jk
@lizardllama and of running!
@lizardllama Mitch most likely doesn't even know who Mick is...
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Looking at him in that pic I don't think MITCH knows who Mitch is! @lizardllama
@martinlentink @lizardllama Mitch barely knows the end of his sentence it seems
@lizardllama @the_Effekt At least make sure anti-putrefaction services are included when you hire your necromancer.
@lizardllama loving Mick's outfit:)
What a difference a year makes…
@lizardllama What makes you think they both haven't done just that
@lizardllama or just the downsides of hate and fascism
@lizardllama I think this was when Mitch had a 'senior' moment a couple of weeks ago. Come to think of it, has he been wheeled out since?
(and I think Mick's back just went...)
@lizardllama @deirdresm Ian Dury tried to tell us
@lizardllama Biden younger than both!
Alt text: split image - on the left Mick Jagger at 80 years of age looking smashing, on the right is a US politician called Mitch something, 81 years old, with saggy chin and saggy all, and an expression of nothingness