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#Poll Choose your Reeces Warrior:
@chopaganda The Fast Break is superior, tbh
@blueemu @chopaganda Fast Break is a strong contender, but the pretzel crunch in the Take 5 elevates it beyond the soft pleasures of the FB.
@maxellxlii90 @chopaganda I'm sorry, I had the wrong product. The Fast Break is good, though a bit rich. It's Nutrageous I was thinking of. That shit's the bomb.
@chopaganda If you have never tried it, candy corn plus peanuts is A+
@chopaganda marry the cups, fuck the pieces, and kill take five
@drew Why the Take Five hate?
@chopaganda hey man someone's gotta go. Take five is alright but there's no beating the bite into a cup or crushing an entire bag of pieces in one sitting
@chopaganda anyone who picks anything but cups is unhinged. Pieces are only for summer road trips and movies.
@bethbjammin Take Five all day
@chopaganda unhinged af 
All. Day.
@Neddyo @bethbjammin The obvious choice getting destroyed is not a good omen for Tuesday.
@chopaganda @bethbjammin but in this case, they're kind of all acceptable choices. I'd happily eat 1000 calories worth of any of em.
@chopaganda @Neddyo @bethbjammin Going so deep on cups right now. Never been happier.
@chopaganda Reeces makes one of my kids die, so I was able save his life by taking them all for myself. The haul was mostly cups, a few fives, and zero pieces.
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@chopaganda I’ll take Justin’s with actual chocolate and pb. Fine! I’ll still vote.
@chopaganda make my own with Tony’s Chocolonely Bars and Koeze Cream-Nut Crunchy PB.
@chopaganda these choices are fine but you left off the true Reese's king, the pumpkin and all of the variously shaped variants for each season. more pure reese's peanut butter with just a sheen of their average at best chocolate. take 5 is great, there is no doubt, but if I'm picking one it is the candy that gives me the highest pb ratio in their fleet.
also, on a related note, if you haven't had the reese's dipped animal crackers please do yourself the favor of rewarding your mouth with those
@LostReflector The pumpkin can be lumped in with a cup. Sure, the ratio is slightly different. But not that much that it would change the spirit of the poll.
@LostReflector @chopaganda The pumpkin in white chocolate is my fall diet kryptonite.
@chopaganda At least the Take 5 beat Pieces.
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