Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈<p>The only time Xi Jinping smiles is when he declines Trump's desperate phone calls. </p><p>All other times he's a stony faced pooh bear, but when he fucks around with the arrogant fool Trump, he allows himself a smile. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/XiJinping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>XiJinping</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/China" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>China</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>US</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WinnieThePooh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WinnieThePooh</span></a></p>