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Droppie<p><a href="https://blahaj.zone/tags/TFW" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TFW</a> you suddenly feel like you wanna impishly sneak in a sly little second coffee for the morn, but then glance at the time &amp; are shocked to discover it's almost an hour into the arvo already. How did that happen? 😮🤯</p>
Random Wish Genie :tinoflag: :<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tfw</span></a> one of the family has misplaced his passport and despite practically turning the house upside down it hasn’t been found.</p><p>What’s the bet it will turn up once a new one has been ordered. 💯% chance.</p><p>Side note: Why do people say ‘it’ll be in the last place you look’, like who’s going to keep looking for something after they’ve found it? 😆</p>
HumToTable<p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> the names of the fires on WatchDuty are actually kinda funny but the fires are most definitely not. 🫤</p>
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Lazarou" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Lazarou</span></a></span> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> when you find a post that makes you want to laugh and cry simultaneously.</p>
Jonathan Kamens 86 47<p><a href="https://federate.social/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> You have to email a government agency, explain in excruciating detail why your mail server (and any other that enforces <a href="https://federate.social/tags/DMARC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DMARC</span></a>) can't receive certain emails they're sending that fail their DMARC policy, and then cross your fingers and pray that the tier 1 customer service rep who reads your email forwards it to someone who can fix the problem AND said someone actually takes the time to do it. *sigh*<br><a href="https://federate.social/tags/smtp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>smtp</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/SysAdmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SysAdmin</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/MailAdmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MailAdmin</span></a></p>
R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:<p><a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> you idly swipe on your laptop screen and then remember that it's actually touch sensitive.</p><p>I'm gettin' spoilt by this here machine. XD</p>
Jonathan Kamens 86 47<p><a href="https://federate.social/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> you have multiple interviews for an <a href="https://federate.social/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> leadership position at a company, and the hiring manager ends up telling you they really wanted to hire you but couldn't convince the executive team to put the money in the budget, and then months later they add you to their marketing list, and then your <a href="https://federate.social/tags/DMARC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DMARC</span></a> deployment tries to send them an aggregate report, and it bounces because their RUA inbox is broken, thus proving that they really should have hired you to clean up shit like that.</p>
Gemini6Ice<p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> your tonsil prolapses</p>
🔻Stones of David🔻<p>🇨🇦 Canada’s elite are scapegoating migrants—and here’s why they’re wrong</p><p><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>canada</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>immigration</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/scapegoating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scapegoating</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/haiti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>haiti</span></a> <br><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tiktok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tiktok</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/cdnpoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cdnpoli</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/humanrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humanrights</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/dei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dei</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>racism</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/quebec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quebec</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/montreal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>montreal</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/vancouver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vancouver</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/halifax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>halifax</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/calgary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>calgary</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/winnipeg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>winnipeg</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/labor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>labor</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/union" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>union</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/democracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>democracy</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/migrants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>migrants</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/refugees" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>refugees</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://newsmast.community/@politics" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>politics</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://newsmast.community/@socialsciences" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>socialsciences</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://newsmast.community/@blackvoices" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>blackvoices</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/blackmastodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>blackmastodon</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@BLKNewsNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BLKNewsNow</span></a></span> <br><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/africa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>africa</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/housing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>housing</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/homelessness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>homelessness</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/economy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>economy</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>capitalism</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tariffs</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/china" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>china</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/palestine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>palestine</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a></p>
🔻Stones of David🔻<p>🇨🇦 Migrant workers in the gig economy are arguably the most exploited labour force in Canada.</p><p><a href="https://podtail.com/podcast/blueprints-of-disruption/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">podtail.com/podcast/blueprints</span><span class="invisible">-of-disruption/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/migrantworkers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>migrantworkers</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/migrant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>migrant</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>immigration</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/temporaryforeignworker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>temporaryforeignworker</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/labor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>labor</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/cdnpoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cdnpoli</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>canada</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/tiktok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tiktok</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/quebec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quebec</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/vancouver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vancouver</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/montreal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>montreal</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/democracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>democracy</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/union" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>union</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>work</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/humanrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humanrights</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/gig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gig</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/gigeconomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gigeconomy</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/economy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>economy</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>capitalism</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/socialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>socialism</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@UnicornRiot" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>UnicornRiot</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/blackmastodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>blackmastodon</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@BLKNewsNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BLKNewsNow</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://newsmast.community/@blackvoices" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>blackvoices</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://threads.net/@blackgirlnerds/" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>blackgirlnerds</span></a></span> <br><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/mexico" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mexico</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/latinamerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>latinamerica</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/africa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>africa</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/china" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>china</span></a> <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/asia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>asia</span></a></p>
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:​<p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> you're reviewing the past 12 hrs of timeline, see a toot &amp; think, <em>"oh wow that's the same sort of nonsense that i'd write"</em>, then see it had been tooted by... moi. 🙄🤦‍♀️</p>
Random Wish Genie :tinoflag: :<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> Your first coffee of the day is ruined by dishwashing liquid residue in your mug. 🤮😱</p>
Jonathan Kamens 86 47<p><a href="https://federate.social/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> when you're searching around the web trying to figure out what to do about your broken dehumidifier and you discover it's a good thing it broke because it was recalled a year and a half ago due to risk of fire.<br>Less good: neither the manufacturer nor the merchant I bought it from notified me about the recall, despite the fact that I registered it when I bought it, I live at the same address I did then, and I have the same phone number and email address.</p>
MrCopilot<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@tankgrrl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>tankgrrl</span></a></span> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> I did not study for this test.</p>
Random Wish Genie :tinoflag: :<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> you're CC'd in on an email exchange between two people who are native English speakers but neither of them gets what the other is talking about 😂</p>
Random Wish Genie :tinoflag: :<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> you put something away to ‘keep it safe’, and then a week later realise you’ve done such a good job ‘keeping it safe’ you can’t remember where you put it! <br>😅🤔🙄🤷🏼‍♀️<br><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/SupidIsAsStupidDoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SupidIsAsStupidDoes</span></a></p>
Darren du Nord<p>That feeling when the red-bellied woodpecker beat you to the feeder, and took the last of the chocolate covered sunflower seeds!</p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/birds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>birds</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/birdfeeders" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>birdfeeders</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/mnastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mnastodon</span></a></p>
Alias Messier<p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> students reappear semesters later to say you’ve made a difference on them abs their work.</p>
Jonathan Kamens 86 47<p><a href="https://federate.social/tags/tfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tfw</span></a> you get an urgent notice in the morning from the Department of Unemployment Assistance, telling you there's correspondence in the online portal that you urgently need to reply to, and you spend literally all day until 11pm dealing with other urgent stuff, and then when you finally get around to logging into the portal to find out what they want, it's down for its nightly maintenance period.<br><a href="https://federate.social/tags/MAPoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAPoli</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/MADUA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MADUA</span></a></p>
M.S. Bellows, Jr.<p><a href="https://c.im/tags/TFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TFW</span></a> you report a con artist's phishing message and block them but also save a screenshot because you found it inspirational in these troubled times:</p>
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