Stacey Cornelius 🇨🇦<p>Life with an allergy cat:</p><p>Cat: Want milk.</p><p>Human: I think you might be allergic, though.</p><p>Cat: Want milk! (Repeat 20 times)</p><p>Human: *sigh* Okay, but just a tiny bit. I think it makes your eyes itchy.</p><p>[dispenses tiny amount of milk]</p><p>Cat: More.</p><p>Human: No, that's all you can have.</p><p>Cat: More!! (Repeat 25 times)</p><p>Human: No. You're probably allergic, which means you might have to have eye drops to stop the itch. And if you scratch your eye, you might have to be in your cone and get antibiotic drops. Or even ointment. Remember that spring when you were in your cone for 3 weeks because of whatever pollen set you off?</p><p>Cat: . . . I have no recollection of this.</p><p>Human: Then why do you run for your life when you see your cone?</p><p>. . .</p><p>. . .</p><p>Cat: MORE MILK!</p><p>PS: Note the chin. And the pity paw. </p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Caturday</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Stubborn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Stubborn</span></a></p>