@Punkwalrus #ALT4YOU #puns #BadPuns
justbadpuns:
A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
walrusofdoom:
How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
swanofmischief:
Well Oedipus certainly can't read it with his
(via theladyspanishes)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Quality Greek Tragedy Humour
@Punkwalrus A couple of unrelated #puns (#BadPuns) from @Ten :
I've decided to get velcro shoes instead of lace-ups...
I mean, why knot?
I was so unpopular in high school that they used to call me "Batteries".
I was never included in anything.
The cost of balloons has risen.
You know, inflation.
In 3,025 years, life will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
(And I'm remembering this one; pretty sure it's by Ten.)
You have to be careful. If you're not actually someone's father, telling dad jokes is a faux pa.
CURRENTLY IN ROTATION
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#novelty #classic #fish #puns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
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Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.
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I have a whole bunch of marine puns in a different language that I doubt more than 1 other person at work would understand.
In Taiwanese / Hokkien,
‘Hae’ means shrimp
‘Heh’ means fish
So since I was a child my cousins and I have always been saying shrimp shrimp shrimp or fish fish fish for ‘hehehehe’ laughing
It was meant to be
Someone gave me a seaweed snack and said, ‘let me kelp you’
#Spring might have technically begun on March 1st, but the weather in many places doesn't seem to have heard that news.
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A friend sent me a pic of a library cart labelled "Wheeliam Shakespeare," so I came up with a few other library cart puns:
Magna Carter
Percy Shelfy
The Trolley Problem
CartGPT
The Carterbury Tales
Trolleyus and Cressida
My wife said, "The problem with making Meatloaf is it goes too fast."
I told her, "It goes like a Bat Out of Hell".
Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...
Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)
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If everyone is Irish
on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican
on Cinco de Mayo? 
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…
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a sad irony
to kill nature, buy "growth" stock
well-paid investment
