Come on Universe! Give us a wonderful news story something like:
.."Plane carrying DT and his administration crashes into Putin's private jet mid-air, causing the wreckage to plummet down destroying the Israeli Parliament building while Netanyahu and his IDF team were there in conference"..
Come one, we're not asking for much, the world needs a Good Break for a change.
I reckon one night while we were all asleep a black hole came along & sucked the Sol System into the Bizzaro Universe where AlternativeFacts rule, it's the only thing that makes sense with everything that's happening in the world & explains why the complete opposite of Common Sense is gaining such traction in the world, 'Planet dying? Dismantle EPA!', 'Israel attacked another country? Attack the victims!', 'People dying and need Aid? Dismantle Aid & pocket the cash!'..
because of how real-engagement-heavy (affectionate) fedi is, it's always interesting (positive) to see accounts that focus mostly on following and lurking 
as rare as they feel here, lurkers are the lifeblood of streams, so I'm always appreciative that they think me worth following 
Imagine if we talked about romance like the chemical cocktail it is
"Please love responsibly"
At the risk of stating the obvious
I just realized
The only thing bad faith cannot do is good faith
Monday Musings: Mario lets his feelings slip a bit on 2024 defense; Miami Hurricanes baseball happenings https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/62722/ #a #baseball #bit #Defense #feelings #Football #FrontPage #happenings #his #Hurricanes #lets #Mario #Miami #monday #musings #NCAA #NCAAFootball #of #on #slip #State #the #u
I've been envious of people who can shit-post off the cuff and be funny 
it's a skill and maybe even attitude I just never seem to have cultivated, and with popularity and reach literally being what puts food on my table (and in my cats' bowls), it's been a constant thought that gnaws at me...
but...
I think I finally understand and have at least some appreciation for the sort of comfy cozy vibe I seem to put off, and wonder how I can cultivate that further 
The games I grew up playing, Tony Hawk games, Doom, and the PS2 era WWE games seemed to have influenced my taste in music.
One day, right before I woke up, I had a bad dream that a housecat was about of pierce parts of my legs with its claws.
When I woke up, I realized those parts of my legs were sore.
After I thought about the dream for a bit, I came to the conclusion that having a housecat as your sleep paralysis demon isn't the worst thing in the world.
(I don't have a cat, but I grew up with cats, and I am quite fond of them.)
5/x
Religion, like a fly trapped in amber, freezes into place the wisdom and ignorance of a specific culture, within a text that is venerated and applied across time and space, to contexts the original authors could never fully fathom or appreciate.
4/x
As an adult, I've learned the future is far less clear than you think it is.
(I actually said this during a job interview, after I was asked the standard question, "Where do you see yourself in X years?")
3/x
Everyone is a Republican on tax day, a libertarian when they get a traffic ticket, and a Democrat when they apply for government assistance.
2/x
Here are some quotes and ideas I have generated, either in response to things that have happened in my own life, or in response to things I have heard, watched, or read.
These ideas are often referred to as "shower thoughts," even though I didn't necessarily generate these ideas while I was in the shower.
1/x
I don't know if I'm going to like Doom the Dark Ages, to me it looks like they took everything I loved of Eternal and stripped it out or slowed it down. Hope I'm wrong
more to this point, some posts are for general audiences, while others will only be appreciated by a niche, and unless I'm making an education PSA post, most of my posts are faaairly niche to begin with 
another thing I realised today is that a lot of people here with large followings make short funny or interesting posts consistently that get them followers interested in small doses of fun in their timeline 
me? aside from the video and stream posts (my actual core profession), it turns out I put out a multi-hundred-boost PSA about social justice every, ooooh, 3 months or so? 
Shower Thoughts: "Burping is the body's/Stomach's Defrag"
Succubard's Library 
