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Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bizarro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bizarro</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quarantine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quarantine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/covid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>covid</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottroubled" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottroubled</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>technology</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnybuttrue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnybuttrue</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meditation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meditation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/selflove" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>selflove</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/metacrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>metacrisis</span></a></p>
Brian Hawthorne<p>I have cut off most of my news sources and posts that mention certain people, so only the most urgent news gets through to me. Did I hear right that Trump has banned eggs?</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/TongueInCheek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TongueInCheek</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/OhGodsWeAreAllGonnaDie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OhGodsWeAreAllGonnaDie</span></a></p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fedia.social/@nyquildotorg" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>nyquildotorg</span></a></span> BOO 👎 but 😜 <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/Gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gallowshumor</span></a></p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ai6yr</span></a></span> When this pops up alone in the timeline, it is a sad post, esp when you have received one of those boxes in the mail.😞 </p><p>But, when you open the thread, it is "fall out of your chair laughing," good <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a> 😂 lol</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@qurlyjoe" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>qurlyjoe</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@c_dan4th" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>c_dan4th</span></a></span></p>
Hank G ☑️<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=uspoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspoli</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=msm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>msm</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=NYTPitchbot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NYTPitchbot</span></a>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Jason844" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Jason844</span></a></span> Trump might go all in on wind power to control bird flu since his biggest complaint about wind power is they kill birds <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a> Of course, we all know it is because energy sector, esp gas, oil and COAL, hate them.</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://calckey.world/@AWolfInCheapClothing" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>AWolfInCheapClothing</span></a></span> I can hear my late uncle say, "Yeah, but those last 20-minutes suck anyway."<br><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a></p><p><a href="https://ground.news/article/smokers-who-quit-for-a-week-could-save-a-day-of-their-life-experts-say_043630?utm_source=mobile-app&amp;utm_medium=newsroom-share" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">ground.news/article/smokers-wh</span><span class="invisible">o-quit-for-a-week-could-save-a-day-of-their-life-experts-say_043630?utm_source=mobile-app&amp;utm_medium=newsroom-share</span></a></p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>2/ You thought I was going for some kind of <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumour</span></a> with that game play above, didn't you?</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>A Man Was Murdered in Cold Blood and You're Laughing?</p><p>Just read a critique of the response to the death of that United Healthcare CEO in a major US publication. </p><p>It seems like it was written by a person who never had a want in its life, got everything it ever asked for, grew up in the era where people didn't even keep scores in sports matches or games. That's my take of its Wikipedia bio.</p><p>Also, uses bits and pieces of research and data without proper context, to validate its snobby view of us all.</p><p>For example, cites research that 73% of all healthcare workers are the receiver of nonfatal workplace injuries. Nurses, residents, aides, specialists and ends that bit with, "they are asked to absorb the rage and panic induced by the American health-care system"</p><p>The research cited actually said most of those injuries come from back injuries and other work task related injuries. Some were from patients at a time when they are at a diminished mindset, like under anesthesia or dementia. Very little physical violence or injuries from outrage, although there was a great bit of verbal upset by patients and families in their time of personal panic over their loved ones.</p><p>This author twisted the facts to indict the entire country over venting about our healthcare experiences with insurance.</p><p>I've seen very few people say they were rejoicing the murder itself, as this author seems to suggest. It's out there but not by the majority of people this Karen indicts.</p><p>I could have read the piece with bias because it is targeted at me. Just being honest. I've had a few <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumour</span></a> posts about it, but not at the man himself losing his life.</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>What good is <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/UnitedHealthcare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UnitedHealthcare</span></a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/Optum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Optum</span></a> mail order pharmacy when they fill your order when you run out but it takes a week to 10 days to get your scripts? They won't let you fill your order enough time in advance to get it before you run out and they calculate the next refill date for when they get confirmation you got your order.</p><p>I get so mad that I could, well, just keep the level of anger to myself. This was supposed to be easier, esp with me living in a rural area and all the mom and pop pharmacies being priced out of the market and closing.</p><p>A lot of my meds can't be stopped and started cold turkey.</p><p><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a>: Their customer support is about as useful as a dead man on a sidewalk. <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumour</span></a></p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>I think we have a true bipartisanship moment in the country. Many people across all political spectrums, all walks of life, all economic statuses, seem to agree that healthcare CEO's get what they deserve with all the dark and <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowsHumor</span></a> and stories about their horrible health insurance experiences.</p><p>Those reactions are now being analyzed by the same people that made a cottage industry of analyzing American elections in a manner to keep the analyzation of American politics a thriving business, and once again, with all their judgement on their holier than thou soapbox's.</p><p>Well, tv analyst's, you can:</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@lawprofblawg" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>lawprofblawg</span></a></span> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumour</span></a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowshumor</span></a> Only use professionals with a loyalty card or rewards card program</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>I have a list of <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowsHumor</span></a> jokes I came up with today but geez, some is pretty WOW. Funny, #707 funny, but eh, its good enough I know about them and can chuckle and then go "Dude, that's bad." and chuckle again.</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mckra1g" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>mckra1g</span></a></span> Can we make 707, which is an upside down LOL the official slang denoting a <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/gallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowsHumor</span></a> laugh in our posts?</p>
Pablonius Monk 🇺🇦<p>Jon Stewart’s Election Night Takeaway</p><p>Jon Stewart shares his takeaways from Election Night 2024: A glimpse into the fate of the presidency and the mistakes that'll be made all over again.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLiagIdA84c" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=XLiagIdA84</span><span class="invisible">c</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheDailyShow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheDailyShow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JonStewart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JonStewart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElectionNight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElectionNight</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a></p>
Ramesh #NotGoingBack<p>"Migrant smuggler allegedly forced his passengers overboard while transferring them from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Turkey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Turkey</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Greece" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Greece</span></a>"</p><p>That's one way to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deport</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/migrants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>migrants</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gallowsHumor</span></a></p><p><a href="https://apnews.com/article/migration-greece-rhodes-people-thrown-overboard-85e32a23ecc264ca3640f93f807d8179" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">apnews.com/article/migration-g</span><span class="invisible">reece-rhodes-people-thrown-overboard-85e32a23ecc264ca3640f93f807d8179</span></a></p>
Josh<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://jawns.club/@Notactuallyfromphilly" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Notactuallyfromphilly</span></a></span> I mean, that's technically pretty good advice, because it won't be too much longer before we're all burning to death under a blistering sun.</p><p><a href="https://jawns.club/tags/GallowsHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GallowsHumor</span></a></p>
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