Wen<p>A no swim in Haweswater.<br>I explained to the dug that as he was a collie from the correct side of the border he could not use the ‘can’t read’ defence.</p><p>His response ‘feck the plutocrats, they will have to catch me first’</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/NoSwimming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NoSwimming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/cumbria" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cumbria</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Haweswater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Haweswater</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/BorderCollie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BorderCollie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DogsofMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DogsofMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/access" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>access</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/England" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>England</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/rightToRoam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rightToRoam</span></a></p>