"#Malware maker sponsors a #shitpost by a #TechIlliterate #Windows n0ob to sell their #Rootkit to #TechIlliterates" would'nt be as clickbaity but a #HonestVideoTitle instead...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKLTGoftJi8

Wenn eine besondere Wetterlage dazu führt, dass der weiße Rauch nicht durch den @HeiligerSchlot aufsteigt, sondern zurück in den Raum gedrückt würde - würde das Kollegium das Zeichen verstehen und noch einmal in sich gehen?

Procedural macros
Object-oriented macros

Me (sobbing): You can’t just call everything with procedurally generated content a roguelike!

Community (pointing at ChatGPT): English Roguelike

So, you know how when you chop garlic and onions your fingers then smell like garlic and onions?

...that's because fingers are meat and you're seasoning your meat fingers.

In other, not related news.. I'm making a roast tomato, onion and garlic soup.

The Lone Ranger was the bane of werewolves in the old west. So was his horse.
#shitpost #whydidyoupostthis #humor

The American healthcare system is FUCKED. I just learned that people are expected to pay out of pocket for blood tests to determine their M-Count?

If the only kids who know they are force sensitive are the kids with rich enough parents to get them tested, no wonder the Jedi order has so many problems. Make midi-chlorian testing FREE!

So, I'm making a few #shitpost teams for Gaslands, the post-apocalyptic car racing wargame.

One is the transformers. I have 1:64 Optimus Prime and a few more of those 1:64 based on the movies.

The other team is currently a hotwheels Mystery Machine and soon I will get a hotwheels Ninja Turtles van. I'm looking for suggestions who to add to this team. Some cartoon character(s) (ideally teenagers) with a car or a van that can be easily obtained in Matchbox size. Hmmm....