Das inoffizielle Motto der schwarz-roten Koalition ist übrigens "Vorwärts nimmer, rückwärts immer" wie mir aus gut informierten Kreisen zugetragen wurde. "Nie wieder so wie Habeck" wäre es auch fast geworden.

Netanyahu to Trump: Let me end your nuclear negotiations with Iran for you. You're welcome. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Why don’t #AI (Artificial Intelligence) companies invest like hell in #fusion reactors? I mean, just as the promise that Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) is really close now, the fusion community promises the same — clean and more or less free electricity Really Soon!1!! Seems win-win to me. AI to speed up research and construction and future energy demand solved!

Oh, and promised. NEXT year will be the year of Linux on the desktop!1!!

With Mr. Bush Jr. "in loving memory"¹:

#DepecheMode - John The Revelator

https://youtu.be/hC_sqi9oocI

¹ yeah, those were the times

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Trump said during todays meeting with German chancellor Merz that maybe Russia and Ukraine should fight it out a bit longer before stepping in, just like you do when young kids are fighting.

A few hours later the world looks at the Musk v Trump mudslinging and thinks "maybe those two should just fight it out a bit longer before someone steps in."

Trump to countries: "Imma gonna slap these big and beautiful tariffs on your exports to us so that you have to come to the negotiation table and we can make a deal! And cool pix that make me look important and in control!"

Court: "Your tariffs are invalid and thus nullified"

Trump: "Hey! Why are you all leaving the negotiation table? Come back! Please don't go! We are friends!"

I am so old, I remember we simply called it "on-prem" instead of Digital Sovereignty ;)

Putting on my flamewar vest for the barrage of "yes, butters" explaining to me how this is not true, how on-prem doesn't mean you have no vendor lock-in etc. I know all of that, I added the hashtag below for a reason, guys (it's always guys that try to turn every joke into a Very Serious Discussion ;)

I think that instead of vibe coding learning COBOL and FORTH will be the better career move.

Gerade im Podcast die Info gehört, dass eine neue Studie zum Ergebnis gekommen ist, dass durch den #Klimawandel ein Wohlstandsverlust von 40% zu erwarten ist.

Mein Hirn so:
"40 % weniger Ramsch in diversen Läden und online-Shops wäre eigentlich Klasse.

Aber in der Realität wird es wohl eher bedeuten:
Ozeanien verschwindet.
Afrika wird 2/3 zur Wüste oder reißendem Strom.
Asien und Amerika pendeln zwischen Hurricans, Dürren und Sturzfluten.

Uns geht's verhältnismäßig gut."

“How AI chatbots helped me grow the earnings from my Nigeria scam by 211% in just 60 days.” Come to my TED Talk! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Going to add a new rule to the religion I helped create and still maintain: “Followers can only reach enlightenment through their own thoughts. Any use of so-called AI is thus considered a cardinal sin that may lead to self-inflicted excommunication.” This will allow me to claim that any forced use of so-called AI is a violation of my religious freedom.

Qatar dumps an old Boeing 747 as a gift to Trump because the A380 is even more luxurious and a lot quieter. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Has Trump already dropped the tariffs for the Vatican? #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Cryptographers can be like lawyers. Ask 2 and you get 6 different, mutually exclusive opinions. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Soon Trump will switch to "look at all the money you are saving because you cannot buy all the stuff that you actually don't need anyway because now it became so expensive! I am helping you to have a better life!" #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

PCBWay has interrupted my pleasure of watching geeky videos where people do cool stuff so many times with the "and now it's time to talk about today's sponsor" that I will definitely never use their services. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

“Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30” is Trump’s version of „let them eat cake“. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-trade-war-empty-store-shelves_n_68126402e4b0232e1516fde3

"Residential Proxy Providers". Or Botnets-as-a-Service, as I prefer to call them. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

So now Trump only knew the guy who wrote that letter to Harvard University because he brought him coffee once, it seems. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf