Nuki Raccoon: The DEI Program of Furry Erotica<p>Someone should write a story about a sentient pool toy who becomes a lifeguard, but it takes a dark turn halfway through...</p><p><em>The colorful inflated coyote cradled his air-filled head in his bulbous hands, quietly sobbing, "I never should have been a lifeguard..."</em></p><p><em>"Hey," she tried to console him, "it's not your fault."</em></p><p><em>He looked up at her, rage and sorrow in his painted-on eyes, "I was supposed to save him. But he was on the bottom of the pool. POOL TOYS CAN'T DIVE."</em></p><p><a href="https://yiff.life/tags/inflation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>inflation</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/lifeguard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lifeguard</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/pooltoy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pooltoy</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/microfiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>microfiction</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/DarkComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DarkComedy</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/DarkHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DarkHumor</span></a> <a href="https://yiff.life/tags/SentientPoolToy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SentientPoolToy</span></a></p>