Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈<p>That Simpsons episode where Bart steals the head of the statue of Springfield's founder, but Paddington Bear was never a notorious Dutch pirate </p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/09/paddington-bear-statue-newbury-vandalism-repair" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/09/paddington-bear-statue-newbury-vandalism-repair</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PaddingtonBear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PaddingtonBear</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Newbury" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Newbury</span></a></p>