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SLCW💥<p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Vance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vance</span></a> sneered that <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/climatechange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climatechange</span></a> is 'weird <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>science</span></a>'. With that simple answer, 'pro-baby' Vance showed he will wreak havoc on the futures of all <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/children" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>children</span></a> for his political ambitions.</p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/couchfucker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>couchfucker</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/anotherFascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anotherFascist</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VanceIsALiar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VanceIsALiar</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VanceIsAlsoANazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VanceIsAlsoANazi</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/SaveAmericanDemocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaveAmericanDemocracy</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlue</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-pro-baby/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">rawstory.com/jd-vance-pro-baby</span><span class="invisible">/</span></a></p>
SLCW💥<p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Racists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Racists</span></a> and <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/ultraConservative" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ultraConservative</span></a>, <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/neoreactionary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>neoreactionary</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/fascists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fascists</span></a> have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/immigrant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>immigrant</span></a> wife and <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/biracial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biracial</span></a> children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a>... Fuck that guy.</p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceFuckThatGuy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceFuckThatGuy</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VanceGiftKeepsGiving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VanceGiftKeepsGiving</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsProject2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsProject2025</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsWeird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsWeird</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsARacist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsARacist</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlue</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/politics/critics-demand-nyt-apologize-violence-inciting-column-accusing-jd-vance-blood-soil-nationalism" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">foxnews.com/politics/critics-d</span><span class="invisible">emand-nyt-apologize-violence-inciting-column-accusing-jd-vance-blood-soil-nationalism</span></a></p>
SLCW💥<p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> just admitted on <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/CNN" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CNN</span></a> that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/racist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>racist</span></a> lie about <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/immigrants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>immigrants</span></a> eating <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/pets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pets</span></a> that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it. </p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VanceIsALiar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VanceIsALiar</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceFuckThatGuy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceFuckThatGuy</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VanceGiftKeepsGiving" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VanceGiftKeepsGiving</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsProject2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsProject2025</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsWeird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsWeird</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceIsARacist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceIsARacist</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlue</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.mediaite.com/news/remarkable-confession-jd-vance-absolutely-floors-observers-with-comment-that-hes-been-creating-stories-about-migrant-pet-eating/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">mediaite.com/news/remarkable-c</span><span class="invisible">onfession-jd-vance-absolutely-floors-observers-with-comment-that-hes-been-creating-stories-about-migrant-pet-eating/</span></a></p>
Rasta<p>People crying over Couch Jokes were dead silent about this</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Bully" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bully</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Apathy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Apathy</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Mocking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mocking</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Handicap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Handicap</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/SOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SOP</span></a> <br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/SOB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SOB</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a></p>
Ether Diver<p>Sorry about all the quasi political posts the past two days. If it helps, don't think of them as political posts but as shitposts about a weird guy who really, really loves fucking couches, dolphin porn and burning monkey testicles.</p><p><a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/shitposting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitposting</span></a> <a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/SorryNotSorry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SorryNotSorry</span></a> <a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> <a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a></p>
Sam Grubb<p>After some thought on the whole JD Vance did or didn’t fuck a couch, I think the best approach is one similar to Pascal’s Wager:</p><p>We will never truly know if Vance fucked a couch. So it comes down to a logical wager on whether to believe he did or not. </p><p>If he did fuck a couch and we deny that he did, we let a couch fucker get by and potentially into the White House. Awful. </p><p>If he didn’t fuck a couch and we believe that he did, then at worst we ruin the reputation of an already terrible human being. </p><p>The price of not believing he fucked a couch and being wrong is way higher than the price of believe he did and being wrong, so you might as well believe he fucked that couch. </p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/uspolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspolitics</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/jdvance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jdvance</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/jdvancecouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jdvancecouch</span></a></p>
SLCW💥<p>Not content with defiling couches, <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> Vice Presidential candidate <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> is apparently moving on to <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/dolphinSex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dolphinSex</span></a>. How is this freak the Republican choice for <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VP</span></a>? <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> is going to spend all his time on the golf course while JD is hanging at <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/IKEA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IKEA</span></a> and <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/SeaWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SeaWorld</span></a>? Whatever. <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/KamalaHarris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KamalaHarris</span></a> may not be a perfect human being but at least she's not fucking dolphins and furniture.</p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/dolphinporn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dolphinporn</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/couchfucker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>couchfucker</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlue</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlue2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlue2024</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy</span></a></p><p><a href="https://okmagazine.com/p/jd-vance-under-fire-searches-woman-dolphin-social-media/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">okmagazine.com/p/jd-vance-unde</span><span class="invisible">r-fire-searches-woman-dolphin-social-media/</span></a></p>
Geewhizpat<p>😮 🤣😂🤣😂 I’m dead…<a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a></p>
MegatronicThronBanks<p>So he's definitely not not not not ... something ... not had sex with a couch</p><p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theverge.com/2024/7/25/2420608</span><span class="invisible">8/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uselection" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uselection</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/harris2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>harris2024</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jdvancecouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jdvancecouch</span></a></p>
Zhi Zhu 🕸️<p>Oh dear. I just found out why this meme is going around.</p><p>I know I shouldn't share this, but it's just too funny.</p><p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Couch</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/JDVanceCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVanceCouch</span></a></p>
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