Ben Royce 🇺🇦<p>Oh dear, dear Mr. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a>. During <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/COVID" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>COVID</span></a>, when it is said you sat in dusty <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russian</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/historical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>historical</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/map" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>map</span></a> rooms, sniffing your own farts, high on your own <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ego" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ego</span></a>, dreaming of being the next <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PeterTheGreat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PeterTheGreat</span></a> or <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IvanTheTerrible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IvanTheTerrible</span></a>, and you thought: "sure, let's go for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a>"...</p><p>Did you imagine it would go this bad, botox ghoul?</p>