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Stupid fucks, GEICO's still gonna cover your Cybertruck!
Geico insists it ‘has coverage’ for the Cybertruck after owners complain of dropped policies
@Holberg 
Perhaps now that GEICO's had a chance to see just how popular it would be to cancel insurance on Cybertrucks, they might want to consider actually doing so, Mats.
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Elon #Musk #GEICO #Insurance #TuckersBalls
Another #Tesla nightmare: #GEICO will no longer insure the #Cybertruck. The company is informing policyholders that the vehicle "doesn't meet our underwriting standards." https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.torquenews.com/11826/geico-terminating-insurance-coverage-tesla-cybertrucks-says-type-vehicle-doesnt-meet-our/amp
#HashtagGames
#BatmanASitcomOrShow
As long as we're all TV I think ads are fair game.
So easy a BatCaveman can do it. #GEICO
Is Your Driving Being Secretly Scored? - The insurance industry, hungry for insights into how people drive, has turned to automake... - https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/09/technology/driver-scores-insurance-data-apps.html #geico(governmentemployeesinsuranceco) #automobileinsuranceandliability #data-mininganddatabasemarketing #motivationandincentiveprograms #progressivecasualtyinsuranceco #mobileapplications #consumerprotection #toyotamotorcorp #allstatecorp #privacy
Despite their stupid gecko nonsense, #Geico #insurance recently reported a huge jump in quarterly profit on higher premiums.
When asked, insurers *say* it's because of too many claims, but this is not reflected in their earnings reports nor balance sheets. Since 2021, most are even reporting LOWER customer claims. The other big auto insurers, like #Allstate, #AmericanFamily, #StateFarm and #Progressive, have been pulling the same nonsense while making record profits.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Okay I'm officially done with the GEICO ads. Caveman, gecko, whatever. GEICO can suck it. These ads are repetitive, negative & they're depressing.
And Intuit can eat me too. None of these ads have been interesting or funny to me.
So congratulations. You got me to post about you. Enjoy the impressions but y'all suck.
Geico Takes Famous Gecko From TV Ads to Digital Documentary
#Variety #News #CBS #Geico #SuperBowlCommercials
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/geico-gecko-documentary-caveman-1235901812/
Was hoping with the new Geico caveman commercial we’d get another Royksopp song usage. #CommercialSongs #Geico #RemindMe #NFL
Holy shit the caveman is back #geico
@dandb
For me, #Kia gets the worst car company of the year award in 2023!
Low inventory = jacked up $$ prices.
My 6 month auto insurance renewal / #Geico went up by nearly $400. :(
Extreme number of Kia thefts & Geico's cost of doing business caused this I guess.
Lastly, dealer told me that it is ok for a 21 Telluride to use up to one quart of oil in a thousand miles.
#justsayin
Bill
@maddad You can also vote with your feet & boycott republican-supporting #ALEC corps like #AmEx, #FedEx, #Motorola, #HP, #Delta, #AnheuserBusch, #Chevron, #Farmers/Foremost, #Geico, #LMG (Liberty Mutual/Safeco), #Marlboro (Philip Morris), #Nationwide Insurance, #PNC bank, #Sony, #StateFarm, #Texaco, & #TimeWarner