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Freezenet<p>After leading police on a long chase, Floridaman offers vodka to the officers for their trouble.</p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2025/04/25/man-offers-vodka-spritz-to-florida-deputies-after-chase-officials-say/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/florida/</span><span class="invisible">2025/04/25/man-offers-vodka-spritz-to-florida-deputies-after-chase-officials-say/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Police" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Police</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Facepalm</span></a></p>
David J. Atkinson<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sfba.social/@drahardja" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>drahardja</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Npars01" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Npars01</span></a></span> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Ike<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Some_Emo_Chick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Some_Emo_Chick</span></a></span> </p><p>White Collar Florida Man</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably</p><p>"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"</p><p>Read more at: <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Medicaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Medicaid</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/elections" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elections</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html</span></a></p>
MrEdgarBass<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://todon.eu/@MusiqueNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MusiqueNow</span></a></span> My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaBoycott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaBoycott</span></a> continues. I’m not spending any of my hard earned cash over there. Neither am I using any of my precious vacation time. It’s not safe. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RepublicansHateYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RepublicansHateYou</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>It has been __0__ days since a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> was outed as a sex offender. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/local/20</span><span class="invisible">25/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/</span></a></p>
Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:<p><a href="https://ursal.zone/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> ataca novamente </p><p><a href="https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/202</span><span class="invisible">5/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources. </p><p>&gt; Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/</span><span class="invisible">florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>"Cocaine became so irate"</p><p>Cocaine can do WHAT now???</p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/12/cocaine-became-so-irate-man-attacked-brevard-county-subway-employees-deputies-say/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/local/20</span><span class="invisible">25/04/12/cocaine-became-so-irate-man-attacked-brevard-county-subway-employees-deputies-say/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>He was arrested. Apparently, being drunk in public might not be a good thing. That and wearing a pink thong. That doesn't help. Oh, and I suppose wearing fake breasts kinda made things worse. The pink wig? Probably didn't help things.</p><p><a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thesmokinggun.com/buster/apple</span><span class="invisible">bees/thong-man-275830</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Facepalm</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p>"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"<br>A rare <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> post that doesn't suck donkey balls.<br><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-</span><span class="invisible">police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>"Man Wearing "I Never Argue" T-Shirt Busted For Violent Argument With Woman"</p><p><a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/never-argue-bust-316258" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thesmokinggun.com/buster/batte</span><span class="invisible">ry/never-argue-bust-316258</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Ironic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ironic</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Mugshot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mugshot</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>Woman calls 911 after the pizza delivery driver refused to deliver the pizza. Evidently, the live alligator on the driveway was a bit much.</p><p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/13/pizza-alligator-Bradenton-Florida/2671741881859/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/13/pi</span><span class="invisible">zza-alligator-Bradenton-Florida/2671741881859/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Alligator" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Alligator</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Pizza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pizza</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Facepalm</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@patricks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>patricks</span></a></span> <br>Penises can be super sad, too.<br>He looks like his is about to fall off from lack of use.<br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/MarcoRubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MarcoRubio</span></a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/Rubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rubio</span></a> <br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Eva Chanda<p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/WeirdNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WeirdNews</span></a> <br><a href="https://gizmodo.com/a-florida-mans-meat-cheese-and-butter-diet-caused-his-hands-to-seep-out-cholesterol-2000554027?ref=thefuturist" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gizmodo.com/a-florida-mans-mea</span><span class="invisible">t-cheese-and-butter-diet-caused-his-hands-to-seep-out-cholesterol-2000554027?ref=thefuturist</span></a></p>
GentleMan Gef<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HipsterDM" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>HipsterDM</span></a></span> </p><p>Any <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> snow stories yet? Maybe an airboat on the street?</p><p>That would probably work well if you have enough room!</p>
FallsMom 🌻<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://journa.host/@samlitzinger" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>samlitzinger</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Dusk To Don :raccoon:<p>🌴🌴 🌃 <br>But at least DeSantis was successful in reducing Wokeness in Florida by 43%!</p><p>Sources:</p><p>May, 2024:<br><a href="https://legal-planet.org/2024/05/19/florida-governor-desantis-head-in-the-sand-climate-change-policies/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">legal-planet.org/2024/05/19/fl</span><span class="invisible">orida-governor-desantis-head-in-the-sand-climate-change-policies/</span></a></p><p>December, 2024:<br><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/climate-change/article296831519.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/local/env</span><span class="invisible">ironment/climate-change/article296831519.html</span></a></p><p><a href="https://todon.eu/tags/climate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climate</span></a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/climateCrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climateCrisis</span></a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/floridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaMan</span></a></p>
Preston MacDougall<p>A week after being re-elected to <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Congress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Congress</span></a> , <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/MattGaetz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MattGaetz</span></a> has resigned from <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Congress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Congress</span></a> to avoid being censured by the House of Representatives and possibly expelled and even sent to prison for <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/SexTrafficking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SexTrafficking</span></a>. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/TheResistance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheResistance</span></a> joins with his constituents - of all ages - to celebrate his departure from ‘the people’s house’. Hopefully the <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Senate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Senate</span></a> can find the backbone to block his nomination by <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/DonaldTheDeplorable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DonaldTheDeplorable</span></a> as <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/AttorneyGeneral" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AttorneyGeneral</span></a> FFS. <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/TrumpCrimeSyndicate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpCrimeSyndicate</span></a></p>
(((Cindy Weinstein)))<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GottaLaff</span></a></span> just posted that the nomination means the investigation into <a href="https://zirk.us/tags/Gaetz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaetz</span></a> is over.</p><p>I'm thinking a revision is in order: GaetzGates.</p><p><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fascism</span></a> <br><a href="https://zirk.us/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
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