Mark<p>My joking about Federal charges was prescient. </p><p>MN State Senator Eichorn now faces Federal charges after soliciting sex from a 17-year-old girl. </p><p>Normally, escalating such crimes to Federal charges would be bad news for the defendant. But in Trump era a Federal conviction could be pardoned & the convict could be offered a cabinet position. <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eichorn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MNastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MNastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SexTrafficking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SexTrafficking</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/gop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gop</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FamilyValues" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FamilyValues</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/tds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tds</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minnesota-senate-republicans-motion-to-expel-eichorn/#" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/min</span><span class="invisible">nesota-senate-republicans-motion-to-expel-eichorn/#</span></a></p>
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Mark<p>If you'll gather 'round me, children<br>A story I will tell<br>'Bout pretty horny Justin Eichorn<br>Minnesota knew him well</p><p>Eichorn was a trumper<br>Deranged as a rabid squirrel<br>Got elected to Minnesota's Senate<br>To target liberals</p><p>Pretty Justin Eichorn<br>Solicited minors for romance<br>Sooner or later incels<br>Can't keep it in their pants</p><p>His fondness for this minor<br>It was strong and it was true<br>But instead of that purty girl<br>He got the Boys in Blue</p><p><a href="https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/state-sen-justin-eichorn-charged-in-child-prostitution-sting-operation" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bringmethenews.com/minnesota-n</span><span class="invisible">ews/state-sen-justin-eichorn-charged-in-child-prostitution-sting-operation</span></a></p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TDS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TDS</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TrumpDerangementSyndrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpDerangementSyndrome</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eichorn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/justin_eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>justin_eichorn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/EichornArrested" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EichornArrested</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MNastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MNastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/minnesota" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minnesota</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <br><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TypicalTrumper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TypicalTrumper</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/prostitution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prostitution</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sting</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/incel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>incel</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/johns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/john" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>john</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MAGAt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGAt</span></a></p>
Charming Malcontent<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Minnesota" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Minnesota</span></a> state Senator <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eichorn</span></a>, who sponsored the so-called "<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrumpDerangementSyndrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpDerangementSyndrome</span></a>" bill - to define disagreeing with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OrangeShitler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OrangeShitler</span></a> as a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MentalIllness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MentalIllness</span></a> - has been arrested on suspicion of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soliciting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>soliciting</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/minor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minor</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/03/18/state-senator-eichorn-arrested-suspicion-of-soliciting-a-minor" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">mprnews.org/story/2025/03/18/s</span><span class="invisible">tate-senator-eichorn-arrested-suspicion-of-soliciting-a-minor</span></a></p>
Charming Malcontent<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@kims" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kims</span></a></span> </p><p>You cannot make this shit up..<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Minnesota" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Minnesota</span></a> state Senator <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Eichorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eichorn</span></a>, who sponsored the so-called <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrumpDerangementSyndrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpDerangementSyndrome</span></a> Bill - a bill intended to define disagreeing with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OrangeShitler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OrangeShitler</span></a> as a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MentalIllness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MentalIllness</span></a> - has been arrested on suspicion of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soliciting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>soliciting</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/minor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minor</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/03/18/state-senator-eichorn-arrested-suspicion-of-soliciting-a-minor" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">mprnews.org/story/2025/03/18/s</span><span class="invisible">tate-senator-eichorn-arrested-suspicion-of-soliciting-a-minor</span></a></p>
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