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**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · 1d

Get your dozy donks. Your snoozy asses. Half off our already low price for torpid equids, while supplies last. #asstodon

Two donkeys in a fenced paddock lying in the dirt. One has his head up in a faint-hearted attempt to stand guard. The other is completely supine and showing his big white belly.

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · 2d

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

The burrito brothers. Posing for your viewing pleasure. Because that’s just the kind of burritos they are. #asstodon

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**Emma the Curious** @UnconventionalEmma@spore.social · 3d

Emma the Curious @UnconventionalEmma@spore.social

Apparently, the Romans also had GIANT DONKEYS.

#asstodon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20230116-how-donkeys-changed-the-course-of-human-history

BBC · Jan 17, 2023How donkeys changed the course of human historyBy Dhananjay Khadilkar

**SolenedeM** @SolenedeM@mastodon.social · 3d

SolenedeM @SolenedeM@mastodon.social

Mercredi 14 mai 2025, plus tard

Il fait très chaud, même dans l' #Oise. Ce n'est pas incompréhensible.
Et Gourmand a trouvé un nouveau spot pour faire des roulades : juste devant leur cabane.

#Médiationanimale #Asstodon #lesânes

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · 4d

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

So you gonna fill my bowl or am I going to have to unleash a bray that will leave you partially deaf for 15 minutes?
#asstodon

A donkey looking at the camera through a doorway into his barn stall. His head is lowered and he looks disapproving, as if he’s checked the bowl at his feet and it does not meet minimum specifications.

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 10

May 10

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

Oooh… I *like* the subtle donkey pattern in this tablecloth. #asstodon

A dining room table with a mint green tablecloth emblazoned with a lifelike head of a donkey. The head is almost 6 feet tall: bigger than will fit on this table that easily seats six people.

**FragmentAnsichten** @fragmentansicht@troet.cafe · May 10

May 10

FragmentAnsichten @fragmentansicht@troet.cafe

Frida in the forest.
#asstodon

Grauer Esel im Wald, schaut den Betrachter an, Kopf ist gesenkt

**marz** @marz@caw.corbode.com · May 10 *

May 10 *

marz @marz@caw.corbode.com

Happy belated World Donkey Day!
#asstodon

A close up of a donkey's snout and eye as he leans toward the camera. He's a grey brown color with some dark brown markings on his ears and looks like he's smiling some.

Two donkeys press against a rusting metal gate. Both are grey brown with dark brown ears. One with a wavy shaggy coat watches as one with a shorter coat sticks his snout through the gate to get a bright orange carrot.

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9

May 9

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

Just saw an article supposedly raising donkey awareness that starts out of the gate with: “They do not gallop like horses…”

FFS, OF COURSE DONKEYS GALLOP LIKE HORSES!

#asstodon
From: @impermanen_
https://zirk.us/@impermanen_/114470494330459001

A well-fed donkey galloping across the sand with all four feet off the ground.

zirkusimpermanen_ 🕊️ (@impermanen_@zirk.us)Attached: 1 image Manuel, at escape velocity #asstodon

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9

May 9

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

Announcement: World Donkey Day has been extended for another 48 hours… by order of all the world donkeys. #asstodon

A very closeup photo of a donkey expectantly looking straight at the camera through a doorway while a second donkey looks from a short distance behind.

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**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9

May 9

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

@inquiline what? Yesterday was World Donkey Day? I missed it.

Oh well, it’s always World Donkey Day in the fediverse! #asstodon

**the roamer** @the_roamer@mastodonapp.uk · May 9

May 9

the roamer @the_roamer@mastodonapp.uk

"Playing the donkey card".

Man travels on foot from the Scottish Highlands all the way down to Dorset, accompanied by a donkey. He makes many friends.

Lovely.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/may/09/experience-i-walked-the-length-of-the-uk-with-a-donkey

The Guardian · May 9Experience: I walked the length of the UK with a donkeyBy Guardian staff reporter

#donkey #walking #JoyOfBeing

**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9 *

May 9 *

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

Good morning, all.
#asstodon

Two donkeys quietly but intently peeking through an opening in a doorway into their barn stall.

**SolenedeM** @SolenedeM@mastodon.social · May 9

May 9

SolenedeM @SolenedeM@mastodon.social

Vendredi 9 mai 2025, au p'tit matin

Dans quelques heures, je serai à #Paris.

Belle journée à vous!

Un chemin entre des arbres qui a été passé à la tondeuse à gazon

Une photo de groupe des Poilu.e.s et moi devant une bassine d'herbes vertes et géantes!
On est trop content.es (et je planque une 🥕 pour Surprise dans mon dos)

#Oise #Médiationanimale #Asstodon

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**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9

May 9

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

Ok Arturo finally decided to forgive me for my neglect and weirdness. He just accepted a scratch as a peace offering. I thought the forgiveness might be a few days coming, so I’m feeling quite honored.
#asstodon

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**impermanen_** @impermanen_@zirk.us · May 9

May 9

impermanen_ @impermanen_@zirk.us

As for the donkeys, once Magic had had enough, Manuel came over for his. Arturo is still holding back. He isn’t sure he can trust me after two weeks of only showing up looking like an alien in crutches.