LOL. Rough quarters ahead--like, all of them!
Tesla 2Q earnings, as they happened: Revenue drops, Musk says rough quarters ahead
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/updates-tesla-q2-earnings-musk-qa-2025-07-23/
LOL. Rough quarters ahead--like, all of them!
Tesla 2Q earnings, as they happened: Revenue drops, Musk says rough quarters ahead
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/updates-tesla-q2-earnings-musk-qa-2025-07-23/
Time to get toxic assets...I mean toxic assholes...off the books.
Tesla earnings didn't disappoint, but Musk did
https://www.marketwatch.com/livecoverage/tesla-earnings-stock-q2-musk-results-guidance
Hmmm. Gee. Maybe Elon is the PROBLEM, not the SOLUTION.
Tesla profits slide 16%, despite Elon Musk's pivot back to his companies
https://www.npr.org/2025/07/23/nx-s1-5477374/tesla-earnings-july-2025-elon-musk
Tell us about Trump raping children.
Tesla Sales Could Be Suspended In California
https://www.newsweek.com/telsa-california-dmv-lawsuit-2102299
Tell us how Trump rigged the election.
Tesla (TSLA) sales are down 21% in biggest US EV market, dragging whole market down
https://electrek.co/2025/07/22/tesla-tsla-sales-are-down-21-in-biggest-us-ev-market-dragging-whole-market-down/
Everything's coming up Tesla!
Tesla's California sales down for seven straight quarters
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/teslas-california-sales-down-seven-straight-quarters-2025-07-22/
Elon Musk works hard to be an asshole.
Giant Tesla Diner movie screen erected in front of apartment balconies in Hollywood
https://ktla.com/news/california/giant-tesla-diner-movie-screen-erected-in-front-of-apartment-balconies-in-hollywood/
What could go wrong?
Tesla's easy money from regulatory credits set to dry up amid weakening sales
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/teslas-easy-money-regulatory-credits-set-dry-up-amid-weakening-sales-2025-07-22/
Why give Elon a fucking cent?
Cybertruck boxes and tacos: Elon Musk opens ‘retro futuristic’ Tesla Diner in LA
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/22/elon-musk-opens-tesla-diner-los-angeles
Sounds promising!
Exclusive: Tesla IT exec with no traditional car-sales experience is running sales, sources say
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-it-exec-with-no-traditional-car-sales-experience-is-running-sales-sources-2025-07-18/
Little folks will get burned.
Tesla’s Humongous Market Cap Is Simply Greed & Fantasy
https://cleantechnica.com/2025/07/14/teslas-humongous-market-cap-is-simply-greed-fantasy/
Last chance to dump your used Tesla!
Used Tesla prices are tumbling as incentives near the end of the road
https://fortune.com/2025/07/16/used-tesla-prices-fall-ev-sales-incentives/
With global sales slumping, Tesla tries to break into a new market
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/15/business/tesla-india-ev
Tesla Loses Another Top Sales Exec a Week Before Earnings, Report Says
https://www.investopedia.com/tesla-loses-another-top-sales-exec-report-says-11772536
When you’re fucked, you’re fucked!
Uh oh, Elmo!
JPMorgan Just Hit 'Delete' On Tesla And Rivian
https://www.benzinga.com/markets/tech/25/07/46374969/jpmorgan-just-hit-delete-on-tesla-and-rivian
Tell us how Trump rigged the election.
Tesla's Tanking Sales Are Having A Bad Butterfly Effect
https://carbuzz.com/teslas-tanking-sales-bad-butterfly-effect/
Another satisfied customer!
'You Could Not Get Me To Do That Every Three Days': Man Buys New Tesla. A Year Later, These Are Three Things He Wishes He Knew
https://insideevs.com/news/765478/tesla-buying-tips-three/
Elon: Tell us how Trump rigged the election.
Tesla slashes prices in Canada despite tariffs as sales basically go to 0
https://electrek.co/2025/07/11/tesla-slashes-prices-canada-despite-tariffs-sales-zero/
Tesla Stock Drops. There’s Bad News on Batteries.
https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-stock-price-battery-panasonic-e50b67e3